You know, I probably shouldn't do this....oh well, fuck it.

[slackerkuwabara]

Yeah...standing on the very top of a 10 foot ladder while trying to open up the plug on a cable that's a good foot over my head.

Though I tend to do dangerous stuff like that all the time, so much that I constantly hear one of my coworkers say "oh lord, please dont kill yourself..."

 

[OutcastBOS]

When I ate the third sandwich I knew I shouldn't but I did anyway.

That's a clean burning Hell, I tell you what!
OT: lets just say it involved getting a friend drunk and sending him into a biker bar.

 

[Loop Stricken]

But I digress. The whole point of this is to ask what are some instances in which you know you shouldn't have done something, but just did it anyway.

Ohh, I spend money I don't have more often than I spend the money I do. Thank Christ I don't have a credit card.

 

[likalaruku]

Didn't the jelly have perservatives? If it didn;t have the white fuzzies, it still should have been fine. (This is coming from a girl who will throw away anything in the fridge that is more than 3 days old).

 

[Brad Shepard]

snip

Ouch, im sorry man

Thats got to be tough, if my girlfriend went to another country, i would more then likley follow her there, we fell hard for each other, and i mean hard.

and im from ohio, if my miss spelling makes any sense

 

[Brad Shepard]

snip

Ouch, im sorry man

Thats got to be tough, if my girlfriend went to another country, i would more then likley follow her there, we fell hard for each other, and i mean hard.

and im from ohio, if my miss spelling makes any sense

Thank you. It's cool, we've got skype and phones. And it's only 26 hours away.....by plane. hahaha. She's moving back home to Thailand. I live in North Carolina....

like i said, Ouch, Trust me though, im in a long distance relactionship right now, well, not RIGHT now, shes back for collage and all, but ya know

Its hard, but you got to do what ya do.

 

[Kouen]

I once ate four Jr. Whoppers at Burger King. I was 13. Skinny as a rail too.

same except they was XL Bacon Double Cheeseburgers!

 

[lacktheknack]

"Should I say a That's What She Said joke? Why not..."

My friend was very nearly suspended over the fallout after that one, and a random girl standing nearby got a black eye.

Read that again.

The girl heard me, ran over and slapped me. My friend backhanded her in the face.

 

[Hashime]

My machete will probably go through the piece of cardboard I am using for a target, oh well, I'll try it anyways...clunk...
I had to fix a nice hole in my wall and my sister's, as it turns out my machete was REALLY sharp.

 

[swolf]

That list would be long...hmm, maybe just the highlight reel? I probably shouldn't have backyard wrestled (by the way, the key to going through a table covered in burning lighter fluid is actually going THROUGH it. For some reason, I didn't have the momentum to break through the table and actually ended up laying in the pool of fire. I rolled off towards my bro who had a camera in one hand and a water hose in the other, guess which one he used.) I'm rambling...uh, there's also joining the military without nearly enough physical training, getting married to my now exwife whose fav movie was "Cruel Intentions", and attempting to break the jaw of a guy who badmouthed my girl.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Far, FAR too many "that's what she said" jokes.

I knew I shouldn't, but... ah fuck it!

 

[Deadarm]

Looking at the inside of a 6 month old can of bean dip that had been half eaten. It smells horrible and I swear it was gaining sentience.

 

[Kyrian007]

But I digress. The whole point of this is to ask what are some instances in which you know you shouldn't have done something, but just did it anyway.

I know exactly the feeling. I don't know if I spelled it right or not but I ate a naga jolokia. Worst thing one could ever do.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Hell, I'm doing that right now!
I told myself I would stay away from alcohol for a while. You know. Maybe wait a few months to make sure I don't form an addiction or whatever.
Few weeks later, I have consumed all the available liqour in the house because I suddenly realised what I am and how much better off the world would be without me.

Man, the happy part of my drunkeness sure is taking a while to kick in.
Also, this is the first thread I have ever posted in without reading all the other replies first.*
Hooray for being a spineless goody-two-shoes!

*[small]Sorry Julianking93. I've always respected pretty much everything you've had to say.[/small]

 

[Beartrucci]

Was cutting a log with a chainsaw, when I was part-way through I ran out of gas; so "fuck it" I say and punch it. The log broke, but so did my knuckle.

That's so fucking metal. Definitely fits with your Avatar.

 

[Plurralbles]

there wasn't anybody at the cash register at the food place which serves buffet styel and has a wall between the food and that register so I waited a few seconds to see if a worker would show up, and hten went in and got a free lunch. I was going to pay as I left but then I thought, "fuck it" and left with a cup of coffee. Oh well, it's a shittily run place anyway.

 

[Plurralbles]

At a party, I've already drank 3 liquid cocaines (equal parts Jagermeister and Goldschlager), 2 screwdrivers, 2 glasses of a mixture of crown royal and apple juice, and 3 Alaskan Egg Nogs (1 shot Baileys, 1 shot Kahlua, 1/2 shot cinnamon schnapps, and the rest is half-and-half, tastes awesome) and my friend brings out a 40 of budweiser and I thought, "well fuck it, can't get much more drunk than I am now".

I'll let that bit of genius sink in...

Still waiting...

Good?

I spent the next 2 hours on the front porch puking into an empty bathtub, which wasn't so empty when I was done. To think, I have an IQ of 186, but it didn't help, and probably dropped as a result of the evening.

alcologic gets the best of all of us.