You know, I probably shouldn't do this....oh well, fuck it.
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Snarky Username said:I once did the same thing, only with milk.
Contrary to popular belief. it did not taste like cheese.[/quotNot True I downed a whole leter of expired chocolate milk and I was fine, but at the time I didn't know it was expired until after I finished and checked the date on the carton. But I never got sick surprisingly.JinxyKatte said:Off milk though is so not good for you.Snarky Username said:
Years back me and my Dad used to drink alot of milk. This was when I was like 15, he and my mum are separated anyway. The point yeah. We used to drink pints of milk. One time I got use both a glass of milk each and we both drank it down.
See when milk is only slightly off and ice cold it tastes fine. But it also tends to make you really really ill.
Actually, I was just about to make a thread like this.
About 2 ago, I went to my friends and while I was scrounging for food, I found some Cheetos under the sink. I asked him how old they were and he had no idea. I checked the date and they were 2 years old. I opened the bag and they were gray with dust. I ate one. Most disgusting thing I've ever eaten in my life....
I ate another one last week(they're now about 4 years old.).
About 2 ago, I went to my friends and while I was scrounging for food, I found some Cheetos under the sink. I asked him how old they were and he had no idea. I checked the date and they were 2 years old. I opened the bag and they were gray with dust. I ate one. Most disgusting thing I've ever eaten in my life....
I ate another one last week(they're now about 4 years old.).
Once I went for a long night in the internet cafe ( 10pm-10am )
it wasnt pretty...I wasted about $50 dollars on red bull
and ended up having diorrhea all mornin, and i wasnt even playing anything, when there's so many games availabela and so much time, you just dont know what you want...
not only Couldn't I sleep the whole next night, but I felt like I really wanted too, I guess the Red Bull didn't let me
it wasnt pretty...I wasted about $50 dollars on red bull
and ended up having diorrhea all mornin, and i wasnt even playing anything, when there's so many games availabela and so much time, you just dont know what you want...
not only Couldn't I sleep the whole next night, but I felt like I really wanted too, I guess the Red Bull didn't let me
I've had a sexual encounter or two where I thought that beforehand. Ah, regrets: Life's lessons that you were too stupid to learn any other way.
"Hey we need you to jump that fence for the trailer"
"Sure"
*runs up and starts to climb the fence*
"Oh shi-"
*falls down 8 feet right on my back*
[sub]I can't sit right for almost 2 weeks after.[/sub]
"Sure"
*runs up and starts to climb the fence*
"Oh shi-"
*falls down 8 feet right on my back*
[sub]I can't sit right for almost 2 weeks after.[/sub]
Putting my bird on my asleep sister (who is afraid of my bird)... getting a remote control thrown at you full speed doesn't feel very good.
Today, I got a blowjob from a girl who has a boyfriend, besides constant warning from my friends not to do it, and I knew I shouldn't. She apparently pocket-dialed her boyfriend during the act and now he knows. Now they're going to break up and she's going to expect me to be the new boyfriend and I don't want a commitment. God, I'm an asshole.
I should have kissed the girl which slapped me,maybe she wouldn't have maybe she would have kicked me in the balls either way I would've been more victorious!
VICTOOORYYY
VICTOOORYYY
I knew I shouldn't have listened to a 15 year old caucasian male who has a genius level IQ and a very disturbed personality. I knew that peanut butter would ignite were you to run a current through it. I knew sticking it in an old microwave wrapped in aluminium for 30 seconds was a very bad idea. But it was 4:00 A.M., I had just intaken a large quantity of sugar and been awake for about 5 minutes.
At first it didn't seem like the microwave would explode, but by the 20 second mark the sparking stopped and the door was blown off its hinges. We ran. When we came back, the microwave was trashed, there was burnt peanut butter everywhere and it smelled like a rotted corpse covered in defect...and sugar.
In short, never listen to your friends when you should be sleeping.
At first it didn't seem like the microwave would explode, but by the 20 second mark the sparking stopped and the door was blown off its hinges. We ran. When we came back, the microwave was trashed, there was burnt peanut butter everywhere and it smelled like a rotted corpse covered in defect...and sugar.
In short, never listen to your friends when you should be sleeping.
Well my sister caught me doin the deed on myself so to speak, proceeded to take her clothes off and well one thing led to another and 9 months later we have twins.
I jest, but once I bought a video game called Fable 2 against my better judgement, still regret that shit.
I jest, but once I bought a video game called Fable 2 against my better judgement, still regret that shit.
I ate a few good bits of pumpkin rind once (not the seeds, mind you, the rest of the pumpkin.) Pumpkin rind actually tastes rather sweet. I spent the later parts of that night vomiting. The distinctive odor of pumpkins still engenders a feeling of disgust in my stomach.Julianking93 said:
I did that once except I was running from the cops on the train tracks, saw the fence said fuck it. And then got stuck on the top of the fence. What was funny was the damn cop had to get me down. Yeah not one of my proudesr moments in my life.Irridium said: