You know when you play games too much when...

[tjcross]

you have to shout 'reloading' whenever you put more bread in the toaster/
you have to check nearby upturned boxes for solid snake

i've done both of these as jokes well my friends were over (my little sister was hiding in the box)

 

[Wolfram23]

See a plane passing by and think "Enemy AC-130 Above!"

This made me LOL out loud.

You know you've played too much MW2 when you go to buy a gun and you're disappointed because they dont have any heartbeat sensor attachments.

Haha actually I see C-130 Hercules transport planes every so often overhead. Which is the same plane just without guns... I hope I don't start ducking indoors when I see them now

 

[Murderlicous]

Real life battle simulation:

Evil paperwork appears!
Preemptive strike!
Player uses pencil attack!
Critical Hit!
Evil Paperwork takes 1250 damage!
Evil Paperwork uses paper cut!
Player takes 12 damage!
Player summons office assistant!
Office assistant heaves a sigh and finishes paperwork!
*FF victory music*
Obtained 19 Exp points!
Office assistant puts in 2 week notice!

 

[Eggsnham]

When you whip out your imaginary sidearm while turning a corner.

 

[Death-of-Penguins]

When you get an injury and think coke will heal it.

 

[RabidusUnus]

When you yell, "Capturing A!" whenever you stand near a flag.
When you use common video game/internet slang in real life, and are genuinely surprised when normal people don't get it.
(That one is personal experience. Called my friend a troll without realizing it wasn't normal.)

 

[monkey_man]

when your parrents are not caring anymore

that's when the sh*y hits the fan

or when your mussles are dissolving, and you can't walk anymore

 

[YawehG]

When you're thoroughly convinced that the arrows on the interstate make your car go faster.

My favorite so far


When you slam on the gas right after the light turns green, gotta get that boost

 

[tjcross]

-when you get hit you run and wait for the sound of you shield regenerating
-when you hear a loud noise you duck behind the nearest chest-high wall
-when you plan assassinations on you co-workers/ classmate (i only have 1 more plan to go )
-when you think about grabbing a pokeball or potion before a rl fight
-when on a bus you think loading... and a loading song
-when you have a game sound or song as you ring/text tone
-when you think you can wear a car as armor
-when you walk into a shadow and look for your visibility gem (happened to me more than once)
-when you are on the escapist website when you should be doing a french project (damn it)

 

[slightly evil]

when you hear a cat screech and spin around shouting HUNTER!

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

When someone asks you for advice, and you answer "DO A BARREL ROLL!"

Well that's more "You spend too much on the internet when..."

OT: When you consider naming something after a VG character.

Awwwww....

You know you're already getting relatively old when people don't get your Starfox 64 references.

 

[nick n stuff]

You know when you play games too much when BOOM HEADSHOT...what was i saying

 

[TheGreenGrasshopper]

You know you've played to much when:
-every time you receive something you raise your arms in the air with the item and yell "ITEM GAINED: received
-when you throw something you say "FRAG OUT"
-you ask a girl to marry you.... in an mmorpg
-you wonder if there are still quests for you to do

 

[Virtual_Dom]

When you go around town looking for the best sniper spots.
When you refill a stapler and yell out "Cover me I'm reloading"!
When you jump out of the way when you hear a pen click because you think it's a claymore.

 

[slightly evil]

When you miss a day of college to rebuild you're spone (that's PSone but i'm pronouncing it that way forevermore)

 

[TheBlueBox]

When you see a fat person and shout boomer to your friends withought realising what youve done....

 

[Cgull]

When you're apprehensive about something and think 'It's fine, I'll just re-load it if it goes wrong'.

 

[PrimoThePro]

When you beat Super Ghouls 'n' Ghosts.

This. Anything else said is irreli--Wait, you beat SUPER Ghouls n Ghosts? I... think I need to lie down. [I ate a whole pie, COOKIE FOR REFERANCE]