You know you are a gamer when....

[Ganthrinor]

When you try to punish disobediant or recalcitrant minions by slapping them or lighting them on fire.

I miss Dungeon Keeper =(

 

[Xojins]

When you start saying things like 'stfu' and 'lol' (as actual words, not acronyms) when you speak. Also, when you have TF2 ringtones on your cell/mobile phone.

 

[GirlGamer]

When you sit in a line in front of EB Games for 3 days in the dead of a Canadian winter (in -45C) just to get a new game you've been excited about for the past few months.

And no I have not done this, I'm a little odd but not full out insane.

I did that! Ontario winters suck! But then I'm a Canuck, so I'm used to it.

 

[Bassman_2]

When you tell your brother "Hey, hey, it says Cohen heheheheheheheh" and point to a store in the mall who's name happens to have "Cohen" in it. And you've played Bioshock several days before.

I was the brother, and the moment I saw the store, I expected him to do that....

 

[Aesir23]

When you sit in a line in front of EB Games for 3 days in the dead of a Canadian winter (in -45C) just to get a new game you've been excited about for the past few months.

And no I have not done this, I'm a little odd but not full out insane.

I did that! Ontario winters suck! But then I'm a Canuck, so I'm used to it.

lol. Same here, I'm in Winnipeg, MB so we get some really nasty winters here due to the prairie winds coming down from the arctic. Thank god I've never sat outside an EB Games in the middle of winter, I'd probably only last a few hours unless the building was blocking the wind.

 

[Sebobii]

when something goes wrong in the real world and your first thought is 'when did I last save?'

Or, when you're going to do something that requires skill, you think for yourself; "If I fail, I'll just load and start over, no problem."
Damn I played way to much Baldur's Gate...

 

[Necrith]

You actually go the /v/ threads on 4chan. Also when you spend 5 hours in your friends basement recording a jazz version of the casino nights song from sonic 2...

That would own!!! I'd buy that. I love Jazz, and Sonic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37_pnCtLrMQ There it is, trombone player here

oef, that reminded me of
http://www.viddler.com/explore/Docfuture/videos/28/

ontopic:
When you can play Portal on the piano / Guitar...
no wait, when you can play any game song on any instrument

 

[Da_Schwartz]

You use your Global LiveID on your resume under "other names you go by"

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

When you finish an apple, pull the stem out, throw it to the nearest group of people and yell "GRENADE!", then wait to get +30 points for a triple kill.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

You know you are a gamer when you start tracking the number of times you hit someone in the head with something, and once you reach 150 times, you paint red stripes all over yourself and brag about having red tiger.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

You have to be up at 7.30 to catch a train to see Metallica, and you're still playing Oblivion at 5am.

 

[azurawolf]

A murderer enters your house and you rapidly press X.

So far... that is the only one that has made me LOL.

when your playing a game and you fighting a boss but really need to pee but won't pause the game to go incase you loose the fight because you can't get back into the swing of the game quick enough.

I'm guilty of that. During a boss fight, nothing is more important.

When you run down a steep, rocky hill and when you get to the bottom, you yell that you passed your balance roll. Guilty of it.

 

[yosophat]

You didn't stand in line for Wii.

 

[Azra3l]

when your at work thinking hmmm.. i wonder what would be the funnest way to get them trapped in a portals room???


also thinking about gears of war 2 and saying "thats the rock where the leprachon sits..he tells me to burn things"

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

When you stay up for 48 hours playing Fable 2 and for the next week the purple/white outline appears on everything you look at. <------ Guilty.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

You have a megamanx song and the codec beeping as a ring tones on you cell phone.

...


God dammit, I am guilty of this.

Where did you get it? I must have!

OT: When your friend's mom knitted you a Sackboy for your birthday...

 

[chris11246]

When you spend months trying to learn to play the over world theme from Mario bros. (very hard but i think it sounds great)

 

[Straitjacketeering]

You have a megamanx song and the codec beeping as a ring tones on you cell phone.

Whoah where can you get that codec ringtone!?

My contribution is ever since mirrors edge i've taken parkour.

So far i'm not a douche.

 

[MultiPurposeBlue]

you have ever started a conversation with
"statement:" or
"observation:"
and have referred to everyone in he room as a "meatbag"