You Know You Have a WoW Addiction When...

[Fablaam]

...when you pass up on sex with your girlfriend to do a Molten Core run. Seriously.

If I could go back in time and kick my ass I would.

Did you at least get some EPICZ LEWTZ!?

 

[Spudgun Man]

You belive the game is in any way good (throws self beneath table to hide from fanboys/girls)

 

[-JeZ-]

...when you try to reach the cola bottle with the mouse cursor.

 

[dwightsteel]

Ok, you'll have to imagine this in a Jeff Foxworthy voice for this to work...*ahem*

-If your fridge, computer and toilet are all in the same place.....you might be addicted to WoW.

-If you've ever picked a fight with a member of the opposing faction, because they are in the opposing faction IRL.....you might be addicted to WoW.

-If you've had "the dream"....you might be addicted to WoW.

-If you have to ween yourself off the game by playing Everquest.....you might be addicted to WoW.

-If your CPU fries during a raid, and you attempt to commit suicide....you might be addicted to WoW.

-If your mother has taken to calling your by your WoW handle....you might be addicted to WoW.

 

[Valiance]

When you find it socially acceptable to sit at your computer for 10 hours, and your answer is "what else would I do?" when someone asks you wtf you're doing.

 

[gigastrike]

You know you have a WoW addiction when you need WoW to perform basic bodily functions.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

You piss in 2L bottle of 7UP because you are in the middle of a raid.

But Im not addicted to WoW or even play and I do that. Well actually its a giant 4L bottle of pepsi.


You know your addicted when you stop buying crack so you can pay the fee with your crack money.

Well, that's still progress in the correct direction!

He is also addicted to meth so it really didn't do much.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

If you participate in the Barrens chat.

If you participate in the Barrens chat for longer than five minutes.

If the only websites you visit are WoW forums.

If you talk about needing to 'heal and respawn' in real life instead of saying you need to eat or drink.

 

[rainman2203]

...when you pass up on sex with your girlfriend to do a Molten Core run. Seriously.

If I could go back in time and kick my ass I would.

Did you at least get some EPICZ LEWTZ!?

I did get my Purplez eventually. Felheart gear was so badass