You know you play too many video games when...

[Torrasque]

You know you play COD too much when,

you soundwhore IRL =(

After playing CoD with friends for too long, I always find myself jumping to conclusions when I hear sounds.
Someone walking down stairs, picking something up, dropping something, pretty much any action, makes me subconsciously think "ok, that part of house, they'll come from this spot or this spot, I'll camp here".

You know you play too much CoD/zombie games when, you walk in a room and scan the area for hiding spots for you/others, and weapons...

 

[MrGalactus]

Your girlfriend has grown to ignore it completely when you're next to her roaring about lag and knifers.

You know you play too much Final Fantasy XIV when you dump your girlfriend for someone in-game who lives on the other side of the globe.

Needless to say, I've had a bad week.

A little extreme maybe, but perhaps it's understandable? Was the previous girlfriend against your gaming? Sometimes we can have more of a connection with people who understand and support our hobbies, interests and things that make us happy!

Um, I was the girlfriend.

I supported his gaming, since I play a lot of video games myself. I guess I should have said something once he let MMOs take over pretty much every waking hour of his day but I didn't want to seem like a nag. My mistake.

(And no I couldn't have played it too, I didn't have any computer that could handle that game.)

Aww this upset me. I feel for you, dude.

OT: You play too much GTA when you think the cops coming up behind you while driving are after you, and it makes you jump so you stamp on the accelerator rather than pulling over, andit feels weirdly routine to be speeding away from the police. I did this yesterday. Luckily, I realised that what I was doing was monumentally idiotic pretty quickly and pulled over violently and clumsily. He wasnt after me. Phew.

 

[ckel8330]

when you swim up and down a beach looking for a missingno

 

[Evil Raccoon]

You play to mutch classic games when you dream of pac-man chasing you in a maze.

You play to mutch AC: Brotherhood when you suspect anyone around you to stab you in the back.

 

[Evil Raccoon]

You've played too much assasins creed when you can see Etzio jumping around the buildings in your city

You know you haven't played enough assassins creed when you spell the protagonists name wrong.

You know you've played too much Assassins Creed when you can pronounce "Ezio Auditore Da Firenze"

Guilty as charged...

 

[zidine100]

You know when youve played to many shmups when you see colourfull patterns in front of your eyes, that or your high.

 

[Vakz]

You know you've played too much Heroes of Newerth when you feel uneasy being in the woods without wards, because the animals of the forests might be setting up a gank.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

- You know you play too many WRPGs when you spend well over ten hours on just the create a character screen.

*playing Oblivion*
"Sweet, now that I have my character done, I can actually start playing!"
*looks at clock*
*Two hours have gone by*
"FFFFUUUUUUUU-"

Oh do not get me started on character creations. I must have heard "What about Shepard?" thirty times this week when I created a new Femshep. I am extremely picky about my design choices when given control.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

You know you've played to much Assassin's Creed when you scout out climbing routes on all of the buildings you pass by.

You know you're playing to much Black Ops when the tips of your thumbs are sore :/

 

[TPiddy]

You know you've played too much Fallout when you start collecting bottle caps in real life, waiting for day when you'll become a millionaire.

You know you've played too much Assassin's Creed when you can start seeing parkour 'lines' on various buildings and structures around your city.

 

[Torrasque]

- You know you play too many WRPGs when you spend well over ten hours on just the create a character screen.

*playing Oblivion*
"Sweet, now that I have my character done, I can actually start playing!"
*looks at clock*
*Two hours have gone by*
"FFFFUUUUUUUU-"

Oh do not get me started on character creations. I must have heard "What about Shepard?" thirty times this week when I created a new Femshep. I am extremely picky about my design choices when given control.

One of the reasons I can't play Spore anymore?
I swear, I spent more time making my race than playing it =/
I realize that is kind of the point, but damnit? the game gets much less fun when I spend 40 hours making a race, and 5 hours playing it...

 

[Torrasque]

You know you play too many video games when you come across this: http://g4tv.com/videogamedeathmatch/results/ and have played almost every single one of the games that has been in the contest.

 

[Nannernade]

You know you play too much Fallout when you drink out of the toilet to recover your health.
You know you play too much Assassins Creed when everytime you hear an eagle screech you look for the perch to gather your surroundings.

 

[Torrasque]

You know you play too much Starcraft when you are frightened by red dots.

You know you play too much WoW when you hate tuesdays more than mondays.

 

[Palademon]

When you start hearing the xbox 360 "Duh-dunk" noise evreywhere.
I'm not joking, it happens to alot of people when they first get a 360.

 

[Mortons4ck]

You know you play too much Mass Effect when you try to end conversations with people by saying, "I should go."

 

[The Funslinger]

you know you play too much halo multiplayer when you, a once pleasant and even tempered individual, now lose it at the slightest irritation. Seriously, I've repaired the worst of the damage, but jesus christ.

When you start hearing the xbox 360 "Duh-dunk" noise evreywhere.
I'm not joking, it happens to alot of people when they first get a 360.

I have that problem!

 

[MassiveGeek]

You know you play too much New Vegas when you try to quicksave before talking to someone.

Damnit, I'm lost. D: