You know you play too many videogames when you have a endless stream of different video game music floating through your head all day long. Shit from Megaman 2 to WoW.
You know you play too many video games when...
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You know you've played too much...
...Mass Effect when:
You have conversations without ever breaking eye contact.
...Burnout when:
You think that driving into that fuel tanker will cause an explosion for more points.
You think you can survive driving in the oncoming lane if you concentrate hard enough.
You think of a car crash as 'not such a big deal'
...StarCraft II when:
You refer to cockroaches as "Zergs".
You think of the steps it takes to do something as a build order.
...Street Fighter when:
You start to think a Hadouken may be possible.
You think about special move inputs when you turn your steering wheel.
...Mass Effect when:
You have conversations without ever breaking eye contact.
...Burnout when:
You think that driving into that fuel tanker will cause an explosion for more points.
You think you can survive driving in the oncoming lane if you concentrate hard enough.
You think of a car crash as 'not such a big deal'
...StarCraft II when:
You refer to cockroaches as "Zergs".
You think of the steps it takes to do something as a build order.
...Street Fighter when:
You start to think a Hadouken may be possible.
You think about special move inputs when you turn your steering wheel.
You know you play too much starcraft when you name your CoD (MW2) loadouts:Theninja said:
Hydralisk - Famas - General AR class
Stalker - ACR - Secondary AR class (usually in TDM when I have to be able to unload hot death on 1-4 people at any given time)
Ghost - Intervention - Sniping class
Speedling - MP5K - Sprinting/OBJ/lolclass
Desert Punk - Shotgun/Sniper - My current lolclass where I sprint around and shotgun people's faces, or stand back and support-snipe (was previously named "Ultralisk" with Shotgun and Riotshield)
*other classes are not really applicable to this, since I hardly use them*
You know you play too many video games when looking at a car, you mentally add weapon systems and plate armor.
You know you play too many video games when looking at a car, you think you can drive it no problem since you can keep all four wheels of a mongoose on the ground while dodging Scarab lasers (I swear, every Mongoose has a wheel that WILL NOT stay on the ground, and/or fly off the ground at the slightest bump)
You know you play too many video games when looking at a car, you think it can be fixed by taking parts out of other cars (which are all interchangeable) effortlessly, and putting it in your car.
You know you play too many video games when looking at a car, you think you can drive it no problem since you can keep all four wheels of a mongoose on the ground while dodging Scarab lasers (I swear, every Mongoose has a wheel that WILL NOT stay on the ground, and/or fly off the ground at the slightest bump)
You know you play too many video games when looking at a car, you think it can be fixed by taking parts out of other cars (which are all interchangeable) effortlessly, and putting it in your car.
You know you've played too much R.U.S.E when you go up to a table with miniatures on it and try to zoom down to their level.
You know you play too many video games when...
The old lady next door calls the cops on you and your stars go up by two, so after you beat her down with a bat you high tail it outta there in the closest occupied vehicle. Upon driving through the hordes of zombies, now a bloody wake on the street, you arrive at a large castle. Entering the castle, the lord there tells you that you must enter into hell to stop some great menacing evil, and save your lover. Before that; however, you need to purchase some equipment because your wooden shield just wont do. Off you go, cutting grass in a nearby field for money, whereby you perchance on stange mushrooms. Without hesitation you eat one of the strange fungi, causing your limbs and head to detach themselves from your body, or maybe your neck arms and legs disappeared. Feeling slightly invigorated from your loss of parts, you decide to head to that shop in town, you know the one, with that weird looking shopkeep. You puchase a sword that looks an awful lot like a key, and a few dozen guns. After spending a few hours hunting down stattuetts in order to open the door, you press X to not die as you walk through the traffic. When you reach the gates of hell a man with a large sword, who you're pretty sure is your father, kills you.
Reload last saved game?
The old lady next door calls the cops on you and your stars go up by two, so after you beat her down with a bat you high tail it outta there in the closest occupied vehicle. Upon driving through the hordes of zombies, now a bloody wake on the street, you arrive at a large castle. Entering the castle, the lord there tells you that you must enter into hell to stop some great menacing evil, and save your lover. Before that; however, you need to purchase some equipment because your wooden shield just wont do. Off you go, cutting grass in a nearby field for money, whereby you perchance on stange mushrooms. Without hesitation you eat one of the strange fungi, causing your limbs and head to detach themselves from your body, or maybe your neck arms and legs disappeared. Feeling slightly invigorated from your loss of parts, you decide to head to that shop in town, you know the one, with that weird looking shopkeep. You puchase a sword that looks an awful lot like a key, and a few dozen guns. After spending a few hours hunting down stattuetts in order to open the door, you press X to not die as you walk through the traffic. When you reach the gates of hell a man with a large sword, who you're pretty sure is your father, kills you.
Reload last saved game?
You know you've played too many video games if you...
...mistake your cat for an assault rifle. (Halo)
...see Santa Claus in the mall and immediately scream, "Boomer!" (Left 4 Dead)
...think we're still fighting the Nazis. (Call of Duty)
...see a torture device and think, 'kinky.' (Bayonetta...or you're just perverse)
...try to jump on your sister's pet turtle thinking it'll be spit out of it's shell. (Mario)
...volunteer to drive carpool with the intent of running over 'Covenant forces'.
...try to shoot up every jellyfish you see. (Metroid)
...see your significant other and greet him/her with a flattering, "You have lovely pixels today." (8-bit games)
...refuse medical treatment for your broken arm, suggesting you'll be fine once the screen is no longer red. (Gears of War, among others)
...wear your underpants on the outside and suggest it gives you +8 charisma. (World of Warcraft)
...see a plane and think, 'I can make a train engine out of that!' (Lego series)
...try to become some powerful entity by screaming his name. (.hack//G.U.)
...think you're a qualified surgeon, despite the lack of any real training. (Trauma Center: Under the Knife)
...insist the new shoes you bought allow you to exceed the speed of sound. (Sonic the Hedgehog)
...state that the only reason no one has jumped higher than five stories is because no one tried. (Final Fantasy VII)
...continue firing that gun under the impression that those 'energy shots' are unlimited. (Metroid)
...are under the impression the Hundred-Year War was fought with magical suits of armor. (Jeanne d'Arc)
...think that stick you're holding can become a keyblade. (Kingdom Hearts)
...try to scale the Empire State Building on the outside. (Prince of Persia/Assassin's Creed)
...use a go-kart as means of transportation. (Mario Kart)
...fling an otter or an equally-sized mammal around as a form of attack. (Jak and Daxter)
...throw a ball at a wild animal with every intent of catching it. (Pokemon)
...see a person dressed as a video game character and immediately try to beat them up. (Super Smash Bros. series...or you're just a bully)
...instinctively tell anyone saying, "Hey! Listen!" to shut up, regardless of who it is. (Zelda)
...mistake your cat for an assault rifle. (Halo)
...see Santa Claus in the mall and immediately scream, "Boomer!" (Left 4 Dead)
...think we're still fighting the Nazis. (Call of Duty)
...see a torture device and think, 'kinky.' (Bayonetta...or you're just perverse)
...try to jump on your sister's pet turtle thinking it'll be spit out of it's shell. (Mario)
...volunteer to drive carpool with the intent of running over 'Covenant forces'.
...try to shoot up every jellyfish you see. (Metroid)
...see your significant other and greet him/her with a flattering, "You have lovely pixels today." (8-bit games)
...refuse medical treatment for your broken arm, suggesting you'll be fine once the screen is no longer red. (Gears of War, among others)
...wear your underpants on the outside and suggest it gives you +8 charisma. (World of Warcraft)
...see a plane and think, 'I can make a train engine out of that!' (Lego series)
...try to become some powerful entity by screaming his name. (.hack//G.U.)
...think you're a qualified surgeon, despite the lack of any real training. (Trauma Center: Under the Knife)
...insist the new shoes you bought allow you to exceed the speed of sound. (Sonic the Hedgehog)
...state that the only reason no one has jumped higher than five stories is because no one tried. (Final Fantasy VII)
...continue firing that gun under the impression that those 'energy shots' are unlimited. (Metroid)
...are under the impression the Hundred-Year War was fought with magical suits of armor. (Jeanne d'Arc)
...think that stick you're holding can become a keyblade. (Kingdom Hearts)
...try to scale the Empire State Building on the outside. (Prince of Persia/Assassin's Creed)
...use a go-kart as means of transportation. (Mario Kart)
...fling an otter or an equally-sized mammal around as a form of attack. (Jak and Daxter)
...throw a ball at a wild animal with every intent of catching it. (Pokemon)
...see a person dressed as a video game character and immediately try to beat them up. (Super Smash Bros. series...or you're just a bully)
...instinctively tell anyone saying, "Hey! Listen!" to shut up, regardless of who it is. (Zelda)
I've actually tried to check my Pip-Boy 3000, once. I was in a grocery store, and couldn't find the oriental isle, so I tried to pull up the local map and set it as my main quest...Pararaptor said:
Umm... You know you play too much Fallout 3 when you go to a library, and think "Holy crap, if I take these to Scribe Yearling, I could net a fortune!".
You know you play too many Oddworld games when you try to address multiple people, and yell "All o' ya!".
YOU ARE SO SMALL!Triscut900 said:
You know you play too much TF2 when you can carry out entire conversations with your friends by saying what guys from TF2 say, and match the accent as well.
It'd be more humorous if you didn't tell us what game, and we figured it out for ourselvesDragonpit said:
You look at people and you swear that, for a moment, you can see their health and stamina meters.
I took a break from gaming for a little bit when that started happening to me.
I took a break from gaming for a little bit when that started happening to me.
