You know your game is terrible when...

[blipblop]

you know a game is terrible when the boxart have to much cleavage

 

[Duruznik]

You know your game is terrible when nobody even bothers to pirate it.

 

[FrankatronX]

When the cat won't even piss on it.

 

[Durgiun]

You know your game is terrible when it constantly crashes.

 

[imnot]

It has a wierd sticky substance leaking from the disk.
eew.

 

[esperandote]

when its marketing strategy it based on boobs.

 

[repeating integers]

You know your game is terrible when you cannot find one single item of praise on its box, from any critic at all, anywhere.

Also applies to movies and books.

 

[stormtrooper9091]

You know your game is terrible if too many people talk about it and a certain friend recommended it to you

 

[AwesomeNinjaPowers]

When you stick in a Portal ref for no reason.

 

[RatRace123]

You know your game is terrible when Uwe Boll thinks it would make a good movie.
Oh snap!

 

[hawkeye52]

you know your game is terrible when you can start something then leave it for 30 mins with no fear of reprisal and come back to find its done without any effort

 

[YoBadMama]

When it has the LJN rainbow on the cover.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

You know your game is terrible when Yahtzee punches you in the bollocks if you remind him of it.

 

[llamastorm.games]

You know your game is shit when it's an easy 1000G but it sucks so bad no one will buy it even for the easy points for £5 on amazon.

 

[No-Superman10]

When not playing is considered a point in its favour.

 

[No-Superman10]

You know a game is terrible when the developer is Japanese.
OHHH SNAP.
But seriously if I were Prime minister i would impose a trade ban on all Japanese game imports and refuse passports to japanese devs.
Oh and i'd request extradition for Hideo Kojima for crimes against culture.

Leave now.

 

[shogunblade]

You know your game is terrible when explaining the story to somebody is more interesting than your playing it.

 

[chstens]

You know your game is terrible when Reaver shoots the last boss for you

This again? When are going people going to understand that Fable 2 doesn't have a last boss, just a conclusion.

 

[The Rockerfly]

You know your game is terrible when you have to threaten people with bee attacks if you don't buy it

 

[Wintermoot]

when you manged to put a chainsword (thats a chainsaw sword) in it and it still sucks