You know your game is terrible when...

[Choppaduel]

Quoting Yatzee: When "you have to entertain yourself while playing a game."

which zp or ep is this from?

 

[Wintermoot]

when you manged to put a chainsword (thats a chainsaw sword) in it and it still sucks

Wow. How do you manage to screw up a game with a Chainsword in it?

I have no idea but if you manage it you would have a shitty game

 

[4173]

Quoting Yatzee: When "you have to entertain yourself while playing a game."

which zp or ep is this from?

I think it might be the Paper Mario one.

 

[Choppaduel]

... when achievements are a marketing point.

 

[repeating integers]

when you manged to put a chainsword (thats a chainsaw sword) in it and it still sucks

Wow. How do you manage to screw up a game with a Chainsword in it?

I have no idea but if you manage it you would have a shitty game

Oh, phew. I thought you were referring to a real game.

Yeah, that would suck.

 

[Mr Companion]

You know your game is terrible when Reaver shoots the last boss for you

This again? When are going people going to understand that Fable 2 doesn't have a last boss, just a conclusion.

Then tell me how good this conclusion sounds to you "Reaver- the guy who kills lovable characters caused an atrocity makes no effort to stop the enslavement and torture of his fellow man and tried to kill you and spent his time with you boasting about all the horrible things he had done.
Kills Your arch nemesis who murdered the only person who ever cared for you and enslaved you for ten whole years of utter misery. Reaver does this before your eyes and then gets away scot free because you have no free will despite the games persistent advertising to the opposite."

Aright, ill admit this didn't happen for me because I shot Lucien in the face mercilessly, cold hearted bastard that I am. I didn't even know Reaver could do the job for you until after. But I can see why people got pissed off at it escpecially considering how crap the game itself is. And even if you do shoot him yourself he just flops to the ground, no God of War 3 face pounding to let out your frustration.

 

[Pandora92]

You know your game is terrible when the title contains both the word "Call" and the word "Duty".

You know your game is terrible when you'd rather call it by the name of a fish than say the title out loud.

ROFL!

 

[Dark Prophet]

You know your game is terrible when you don't even have ONE PERSON on the internet defending it.

I'd like to see if that ever happens, because there are sure to be fans who defend their favourite games no matter how shit the games actually are.

 

[Athol]

Its based on a movie.

[I know there are some good movie based games, but not nearly enough when compared to all the crap out there]

 

[niege]

when you see that jiggle fysics is at hand

 

[ryai458]

You know your game is terrible when people refuse to take free copies of the game to the point of barricading their homes.

So basically zombies equipped with a 3D sonic game?

 

[TomLikesGuitar]

You're game might be terrible when your gun rack has a gun rack on it...

wait...

 

[LastMondaysHangover]

When you have to rely more on celebrity star power to market it as opposed to gameplay.

 

[The Arbiter of Cool]

When one dude gets possessd by another dude by way of arm transplant. Then when you finally realize how utterly god damned ridiculous that is, you try to explain it all away...with nanomachines.

 

[Infernai]

You know your game is terrible when its made by sonic team and is 90% this..