You know your game is terrible when...

[kidwithxboxlive]

You know your games terrible when a woman is in it and she doesn't have MAJOR tits and is fugly

 

[GenericAmerican]

When you beat the entire game in 15 minutes. FIFTEEN motherf*#&)*^#-$)@!&&# minutes...fuck you Nintendo, eff you for allowing something like that to be made, and the developers need to burn in hell.

 

[KissofKetchup]

You know a game is terrible when the developer is Japanese.
OHHH SNAP.
But seriously if I were Prime minister i would impose a trade ban on all Japanese game imports and refuse passports to japanese devs.
Oh and i'd request extradition for Hideo Kojima for crimes against culture.

OBJECTION!

Phoenix Wright
Katamari
Time Crisis
House of the Dead
The original Sonic Quadrilogy (Sonic & Knuckles is the forth if you didn't know)
Megaman
Super Mario Galaxy
Echochrome 2

You can see where this is going

And the list goes on.

On top of that PERSONAL OPINION weighs heavily into if you like something or not, but that doesn't mean that something you DON'T LIKE is crap. Most people can't make this distinction, and just group the two together.

On the topic of Japanese games. Judging a game based on the country it comes from is as stupid as judging a game on the race of the developers, and that is xenophobia, which is something that SHOULDN'T BE TOLERATED. This should be penalized as harshly as racism, sexism, homophobia, ect.

OT. When your gaming device explodes in a nuclear explosion when the game touches it

Way to feed the trolls guys

 

[thedeathscythe]

You know your game is terrible when you spend more time grinding than actually having fun.

 

[everfreeDragon]

When the disc drive melts to avoid making contact with the game.
When your Wiimote actually flies at the screen without being touched to stop you playing.
When your 360 tries to RROD, fails, then self destructs while you are still buying it to save you from playing it.

 

[redisforever]

I'd say, "When you can complete it in less than a day" but that would mean Portal would be in there... so screw that one.

You know your game is terrible when it's in the "£4 or under" section on Steam...

Not true, there are a lot of good, cheap games on Steam. Most of the games I get are under $10. They're usually on sale however...

 

[redisforever]

You know your game is terrible when the original Doom has better plot devices.

Doom has plot devices?
Wait, no, forget that...
Doom has a plot?!?!

 

[redisforever]

You know your game is terrible its released for a console then ported to the PC.

Halo 1 and 2 aren't terrible, just repetitive and unoriginal.

 

[clarissa]

When you beat the entire game in 15 minutes. FIFTEEN motherf*#&)*^#-$)@!&&# minutes...fuck you Nintendo, eff you for allowing something like that to be made, and the developers need to burn in hell.

Which game did you beat in 15 minutes?

 

[GenericAmerican]

When you beat the entire game in 15 minutes. FIFTEEN motherf*#&)*^#-$)@!&&# minutes...fuck you Nintendo, eff you for allowing something like that to be made, and the developers need to burn in hell.

Which game did you beat in 15 minutes?

I don't remember the name; Ghost something. It was the equivalent of an arcade shooter...15 e'ffin minutes.

 

[random_bars]

When it puts reviews on its box, but the best thing it could find to put are two 4/5s.

Alone in the Dark, I'm looking at you... Seriously, even if a game sucks, there's usually some random magazine or something that completely loves it and gives it 100%...

 

[thegrimfandango]

When it has Oblivion-style level scaling and/or and escort missions.

 

[soulsabr]

... when the entire development staff is sacked after release.

 

[ayailla]

Not true, there are a lot of good, cheap games on Steam. Most of the games I get are under $10. They're usually on sale however...

I realised the error of my ways when I bought "Poker Night at the Inventory" from that section.

Erm... maybe change it to, "And NOT on sale???" I dunno...

 

[Wintermoot]

when you include a weapon that shoots shurikens and lighting,is burning and has tits and it still sucks!

 

[Giralin]

Not true, there are a lot of good, cheap games on Steam. Most of the games I get are under $10. They're usually on sale however...

I realised the error of my ways when I bought "Poker Night at the Inventory" from that section.

Erm... maybe change it to, "And NOT on sale???" I dunno...

There are probably many good indie games in there (because indie games tend to be the cheep ones)

 

[Giralin]

You know a game is terrible when the developer is Japanese.
OHHH SNAP.
But seriously if I were Prime minister i would impose a trade ban on all Japanese game imports and refuse passports to japanese devs.
Oh and i'd request extradition for Hideo Kojima for crimes against culture.

OBJECTION!

Phoenix Wright
Katamari
Time Crisis
House of the Dead
The original Sonic Quadrilogy (Sonic & Knuckles is the forth if you didn't know)
Megaman
Super Mario Galaxy
Echochrome 2

You can see where this is going

And the list goes on.

On top of that PERSONAL OPINION weighs heavily into if you like something or not, but that doesn't mean that something you DON'T LIKE is crap. Most people can't make this distinction, and just group the two together.

On the topic of Japanese games. Judging a game based on the country it comes from is as stupid as judging a game on the race of the developers, and that is xenophobia, which is something that SHOULDN'T BE TOLERATED. This should be penalized as harshly as racism, sexism, homophobia, ect.

OT. When your gaming device explodes in a nuclear explosion when the game touches it

Way to feed the trolls guys

Not in my case at least. I'm just disappointed in the person's stupidity, not pissed off. It is hard to know the intended tone in text though.

 

[MrJoyless]

You know your game is terrible when you escape the starting zone and get run over and instant killed by a truck at the first checkpoint you encounter....

im looking at you Far Cry 2

 

[Battenbergcake]

-Activision haven't seen fit to chew you up and gob you pack onto the floor yet.