You know your Gaming too much when.....?

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When you crouch behind/use walls as cover like in MGS2. I went through a phase of doing that every time I went to a new corridor. Actually helped me avoid detention a few times when bunking off class. Gaming win!
 

iLikeHippos

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When you customary write a hate mail to all the people having a better score than you during that match.

When you daydream about what you would do during a zombie outbreak.

When you idolize the German Angry Nerd and empathizes with him.

When you wish people who've killed you three times or more in a row would just roll down and die where they play.

That's... All I got.
 

Sieg Firebrand

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... Your still playing at 4am and you have to be at work in 3 hours

or

... when you start using the "i'll just get to the next save point" excuse
 

savageoblivi0n

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when you go to your girlfriends/boyfriends house and noone's home, you imagine a midget standing on the porch saying "sorry (insert name here) your prince/princess is in another castle"
 

silencer49

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when your working or doing somthing and your wondering how mutch xp your getting from it (i actually had this once)
 

Billion Backs

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My gaming too much what?

I don't see the logic in the title. By the sacred code of Grammar Nazi Party, I must act!

"Your" is not a replacement for "You're".

And there is no such thing as too much.
 

silversnake4133

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Thought of some more. XD

...you think that rabid angel-like creatures will start attacking when Sarah Palin runs for President in 2012.

...you avoid all cars with a red tint/hue/shade for fear of setting off the alarm and alerting a horde.

...you go out for track and field in order to train for the day when a giant ape escapes the zoo and kidnaps your girlfriend

...you start wearing a red shirt and blue overalls ensemble complete with a red caddy hat.

...you randomly punch boxes in the hopes that something (star, mushroom, flower etc) will pop out.

...you look for exclamation points and question marks to appear over people's heads while you hide behind a corner knocking on the wall you're currently pressed against.

...you start wearing a lab coat where ever you go.

...you think free lance photography and news reporting is cool.

...you chronically avoid malls.

...you firmly believe that there is an alien from outer space living in your basement biding its time until it takes over the world and you are the only one who will be able to stop it.

...you firmly believe that you are the only one who can stop any kind of invasion.

...you text the word NOCLIP to yourself then sprint full long into a wall to see if it actually works.

...you constantly look over your shoulder when you text random cheat commands in your cell phone for fear that Dr. Hax is watching you.

...you fear the Karma Charger is watching you right now.

...you super glue wings to a turtle and wait for it to fly away.

...you stomp on poisonous mushrooms while hearing the humorous squish noise and looking for a +100 to rise from the smashed mushroom remains.

...you expect and prepare for a random encounter/battle while walking through ankle-high grass.

...you label all of your beverages 'Mana' and all of your solid foods 'HP'.

...you actually see your stamina bar rise when you close your eyes for a nap.

...you hum the cycling theme while riding a bicycle.

...you buy a sword and shield and carry them around on your back wherever you go.

...you wear a hoodie or some garment with a hood that's big enough to perpetually hide your eyes in its shadow.

...you firmly believe that you are invisible to law enforcement while sitting on a bench.

...you believe that no matter where you go in the world, everyone will speak your language, and if not you look for the captions bar.

...you think that the chickens on a farm will attack you.
 

tjarne

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From CS

When your mother removes the curtain in the morning you shout "mature team flash f*cking noob!"

or

when you are late you pull out your knife to run faster

directly translated
 

Skull Kid

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I was just about to create this thread myself when I see this pop up...damn!
OP: Whenever you hear planes overhead you think its an air strike, once this had me running for cover In town.
 

Crystal Cuckoo

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When you're out of cash, you yell out "MORE GOLD IS REQUIRED."

When you screw up, you immediately think "remake" or go for the quick-reload button.

When you start seeing red edging around your vision, you shrug it off because you know it'll disappear in a few minutes.

When you see a fat chick, you scream "BOOMER!" and melee that ***** before she pops.

When you ask what resolution your eyes run on (I hang out with the weirdest people).

When you see the two options to either Harvest or Rescue when you see little girls.
 

Daniel_Rosamilia

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aLivingPheonix said:
Also, slightly unrelated... I see an Angel statue and refuse to blink for 15 minutes after.
I see that Doctor Who has taken over...
Hi-five!

Kinda just finished watching another episode.
 

smee dude

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you look at the clock and its 4am and you have two blisters on your thumbs, happened to me when i started playing modern warfare 2 multiplayer
 

InsipidMadness

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A) When you wear the nipples or any friction aided surface off your controller/mouse of choice.
B) When your friends blurt out perks in everyday life, like Ninja Pro while trying to cut in front of the TV.
C) When away from the game all you do is daydream the best strategy or any flaws in your gameplay only to return improved.
 

Chrono212

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When you start to judge which walls will be compatable with the Portal gun...

It's nice when Steam has freebees :p