You know you're an idiot when...................

[Jaranja]

Putting milk away in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge.


Don't ask -_-

Oh, everybody does that. Like me.

Not as bad as scraping the leftovers off a plate into a bin, then throwing the cutlery in there too.

I've almost done that many times, but always manage to stop myself.

I did it once... NEVER AGAIN!

 

[hazabaza1]

I put a yoghurt pot in the sink and a spoon in the bin once.
Herp derp.

 

[MrShowerHead]

When you shoot yourself with an airsoft/paintball gun.
It hurts...

 

[Ren3004]

Let's see, I once cut my finger with a box cutter while ripping a paper airplane to shreds, and once stabbed myself in the nail with a pen while pretending to stab a friend.

 

[Prince Regent]

When you are smart enough to realize it.

 

[megamanenm]

My friend did this: He got a BB gun from another friend, what did he test it on? How about your flatscreen monitor? Yeah it broke.

 

[Kitacular]

I was making nesquik once, and accidently poured the milk into the tub with the powder. It was almost full too. I poured it back into the glass.

Richest thing I've ever drank. I thought I gave myself diabetes.

 

[Jodah]

You start playing Civ 5 at 12 am when you have to get up at 8 am for class and you have two tests that day...Worst idea ever.

 

[Nannernade]

You know you're an idiot when you try to make Tomato soup without adding the water. (Unfortunately it happened to me one night)

This one happened to me this morning, I constantly forget my keys in the bathroom, but this is the first time I forgot them and tried to open my dorm room, I just went fuck... -.- It'd be a good idea if I had my keys...

 

[Comma-Kazie]

You know you're an idiot when you light your hand on fire after refilling your Zippo lighter. *hides head in shame*

 

[TehCookie]

Just the other week I got out of my car then walked right into it. Now I have this huge black and blue bruise on my leg. I also tend to walk into doors more often that I should admit.

 

[C95J]

when you go to the shop to buy something important, then come back with everything BUT the item you really needed...

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I once, while preparing breakfast, put the cereal box in the fridge. It may have been early in the morning, but it's still inexcusable!

 

[irani_che]

I once fell asleep with gum in my mouth. The next morning, it was in my hair.

i remember a book when i was a kid with this

 

[FamoFunk]

Pretty much most of the above lol

I feel like an idiot when when I don't plug things in and start to get seriously angry at the object and why it doesn't work.

 

[gostchiken]

...You forget to put your mouthpiece in when boxing; yeah.

 

[Srkkl]

You know you're an idiot when... You attempt to put a box of cereal in your fridge, like me.

Awesome avatar.

OT: I once ate half a bowl of cereal with a fork before I realized anything was wrong.

 

[Caligulove]

You know you're an idiot when you take the trash out, proceed to throw your keys in the dumpster, walk back to the door, garbage bag in hand. Locked out.

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

... needing to pee, and when I finish walking to it, I realize I'm looking at the trash can in the kitchen.

 

[ZeroHero3D]

When i was a kid, i lived in an small town-house neighbourhood, and the way you got into that place was down a rather steep hill, with speed bumps at the bottom.

Well i knew a boy who lived nearby, kinda stupid kid, but hey I was young and didn't know any better not to hang out with him. We liked to ride our bike everywhere, since it was the best way to get into town on our own. One day he had the idea that it would be cool to ride our bikes down that steep hill and go over the speed bumps at a relatively good velocity.

So he goes first, and used his braked enough not to launch himself off the bumps and into the stratosphere. lol But i thought i could beat him at his game, so i go almost full force at the bumps, braking only slightly near the end. Well after hitting the bumps, i loose control (obviously) and smack the pavement with my flimsy rag-doll body. Tore my left leg up something bad, the left side of my torso was cut up, same with my arms and my back.

Suffice to say, not my proudest moment, as i limped my way home, crying and bleeding all the way there. It took a week to recover from the injuries. Never. Did. That. Again. Lol