You know you're an idiot when...................

[RanD00M]

Putting milk away in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge.


Don't ask -_-

Oh, everybody does that. Like me.

I don't. I've never had the bad luck of doing that.

OT: Not paying attention while working with a knife. It did give me a nice scar on my left thumb though, and it wasn't really painful. Although I did bleed all over the fish I was cutting.

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

When you drain the water/sauce/soup/whatever you want to call it, it had flavouring and stuff in it/ into a plastic container in the sink...which contains the laundry for the day.
I fail.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

When you turn up at work at 6am when you were supposed to be in at 6pm. Coming in 12 hours early now that's dedication.

 

[Hatchet90]

... you listen to CNN.

 

[Jedamethis]

Putting milk away in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge.


Don't ask -_-

Oh, everybody does that. Like me.

I don't. I've never had the bad luck of doing that.

OT: Not paying attention while working with a knife. It did give me a nice scar on my left thumb though, and it wasn't really painful. Although I did bleed all over the fish I was cutting.

Bad luck?
Nah, it's just absentmindedness.

 

[Nazz3]

When you're making noodles and forget to put water on the pan...

And when you notice it, you put water on it and then put the pan on the wrong stove.

Also, putting chilisauce on your glass and milk on your food

 

[Sovvolf]

I once thought it was a good idea to stick a knife down the toaster and butter the toast while it was cooking. Well the power in the house went out though I came out uninjured. I dodged a real bullet there.

 

[Professor Idle]

You know you're an idiot when... You attempt to put a box of cereal in your fridge, like me.

You do that too? We must be soulmates or something!

 

[D0WNT0WN]

You know you're an idiot when: You burn your forehead with a soldering iron when holding it in your hand like a pen when putting in your safety glasses.

***** hurt.

 

[RanD00M]

Bad luck?
Nah, it's just absentmindedness.

And you become unlucky because you weren't paying attention.

 

[Gudrests]

I went out to the 7-11 one day to buy some random junk food. I got back home from my trip wielding a Double Gulp, a bag of doritos, and an Oh Henry bar. I put the Double Gulp, and the Doritos on the table, and proceed to unwrap the Oh Henry. I walk over to the garbage can to throw the wrapper out, but instead I throw the bar into the garbage, and stick the wrapper in my mouth. Words cannot describe how stupid I felt that day.

LOL....ohhh man that sucks..i normally catch myself before i let go of the food but ive been there...ohhh have i been there

Edit...I know im and idiot when i date "her" again.....*sigh* i always say the last time was the last time...but LAST TIME WAS THE LAST TIME!

 

[Beryl77]

Sometimes in the morning, after I wake up I'm still half asleep. Once I wanted to brush my teeth and instead of putting toothpaste on my brush I used the soap dispenser. I had this disgusting taste all morning.

 

[Beat14]

When you end up thinking that a minute is made of 100 seconds, I had to keep telling my friend that 3 minutes was 180 seconds not the 300 seconds he was thinking. Its all great of me to mention my friend like that but I have also done this :/

 

[Les Awesome]

when I'm done eating cereal I sometimes forget and throw the
spoon and bowl in the bin

 

[warthoggunner]

You know you're an idiot when... You attempt to put a box of cereal in your fridge, like me.

I once put the toaster in my fridge...

 

[spartandude]

You know you're an idiot when: You burn your forehead with a soldering iron when holding it in your hand like a pen when putting in your safety glasses.

***** hurt.

when the soldering iron isnt melting the metal and you touch it to see if its actually hot... not the smartest idea

 

[spartandude]

You know you're an idiot when... You attempt to put a box of cereal in your fridge, like me.

I once put the toaster in my fridge...

that takes the cake

why did you do that btw?

 

[spike2118]

Decided to make some ramen noodles for lunch and didn't set the timer then went back to playing MW2. Next thing I know my dad came home and was saying why is the house full of smoke. ( it was almost two hours after I started making the ramen )

 

[danintexas]

You know you're an idiot when... You attempt to put a box of cereal in your fridge, like me.

I did that recently. But I also put the milk in the cabinet.