Could be worse, one of my friends covered his arm in vasoline then lit it on fire for "fun"dbrose said:
You know you're an idiot when...................
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I have good reflexes. Quicker than my brain.
I mentioned on the forums somewhere before that I caught a soldering iron. And, of course, it's just that my brain said "don't let it fall!" Before it said "Don't touch hot things."
I've caught other things before. Knives are a good example, but never serious damage. Hot pan burned my hand, etc.
Got a ton of examples, but they're all along those lines.
I mentioned on the forums somewhere before that I caught a soldering iron. And, of course, it's just that my brain said "don't let it fall!" Before it said "Don't touch hot things."
I've caught other things before. Knives are a good example, but never serious damage. Hot pan burned my hand, etc.
Got a ton of examples, but they're all along those lines.
You know you're an idiot when you're filming someone while running backwards, then take yourself out on a tree. Yeah...I have ice on my knee now.
One time in High School, I'm waiting inthe Tech Support building, waiting for the tech guy to finish with my lap top. I have a small stapler in my hands, just playing with it. And somehow I stapled my right index finger. I didn't even notice the pain, I just felt a weird pressure and looked at my finger. My eyebrows flew up and I just stared at it. Kind of like in the cartoons, they don't fall until they look down.
When you lock your keys in the car at 1:00 in the morning. Try to unlock it for 3 hours with wire clothes hangers tied together so as not to pay for a locksmith and end up calling one anyways only to have it opened in 30min. I admit it was pretty funny at first to see my friend go "fishing" but after half an hour it stopped being funny.
I've run into a door a couple of times.
A door at my school often doesn't close but looks it, and I pushed it thinking it was open, smacked my face into it.
Me and my friend were bored in a chem prac and we had a "water-gun" fight. However, we didn't use water in bottles, but weak acids. I got him in the eye.
Almost stabbed myself in the eye when I was younger
At the airport I counted myself as a piece of luggage
A door at my school often doesn't close but looks it, and I pushed it thinking it was open, smacked my face into it.
Me and my friend were bored in a chem prac and we had a "water-gun" fight. However, we didn't use water in bottles, but weak acids. I got him in the eye.
Almost stabbed myself in the eye when I was younger
At the airport I counted myself as a piece of luggage
You ever do that thing where you desperately try to find something you need (like your car keys) without realising you're holding it?
Cooking class back in the 8th grade. We were making muffins and mine and my mates tray had just finished cooking, so I reached in with my right hand which had the oven mitt on and removed it. Because of the layout of the kitchen benches in the cooking class, I couldn't just set it down on the bench because one of my mate's was using the sink to wash something. Because of this I decided to put it in my left hand, which didn't have a mitt on it, at which point I held onto the tray for about 10 seconds before being able to reach past my mate and put it down. About 10 seconds later I realised that my left hand was really, really, really hurting.
I love 'blond' moments when you put things back in the wrong order:
-After pouring milk into my bowl of cereal, i put the milk in the cupboard and the box in the fridge...
-After taking out a tray of chips from the oven, I also took out the plates warming at the bottom but put the Oven Gloves in it's place...
-Took out a clean bowl to use, turn around to get other stuff then i pick up the bowl then put it into the sink full of dishwater...thinking it was ready to be washed.
I really should stay out of the kitchen u___u
-After pouring milk into my bowl of cereal, i put the milk in the cupboard and the box in the fridge...
-After taking out a tray of chips from the oven, I also took out the plates warming at the bottom but put the Oven Gloves in it's place...
-Took out a clean bowl to use, turn around to get other stuff then i pick up the bowl then put it into the sink full of dishwater...thinking it was ready to be washed.
I really should stay out of the kitchen u___u
You know you're an idiot when you notice from inside the tent that the campfire reignited twenty minutes after you proclaimed it dead.
I was once writing something into my book for homework and right in the middle of the paragraph I just wrote "Hedgehog". Admittedly I was thinking about sonic at the time but still.
And I once touched my mother's clothes iron when itwas powered down yet still searing hot.
And I once touched my mother's clothes iron when itwas powered down yet still searing hot.
You know you're an idiot when you turn around to see a blue Datson heading your way and all you can say is "What the fuck is that?" then it hits the metal barrel you're standing on and you wake up 5 hours later feeling like shit. Moral of the story: Family members are always the worst drivers.