You know you're an idiot when...................
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One of my buddies once typed his pin number into a microwave.
In a more recent incidence, there is a gate near my block of flats that is magnetic and requires a specific card in order to open it, which everyone living on the premesis receives. On the other side you have a press a button. There are instructions in bold capital letters on the gate telling you all this. This years freshmen obviously cannot read or follow basic instructions and in as little as 3 days broke the bloody thing. This may be a new record.
In a more recent incidence, there is a gate near my block of flats that is magnetic and requires a specific card in order to open it, which everyone living on the premesis receives. On the other side you have a press a button. There are instructions in bold capital letters on the gate telling you all this. This years freshmen obviously cannot read or follow basic instructions and in as little as 3 days broke the bloody thing. This may be a new record.
You don't read these threads!
Seriously though,Uh..... OH got it!
You know you're an idiot when you have nothing to post but post anyway!
Seriously though,Uh..... OH got it!
You know you're an idiot when you have nothing to post but post anyway!
I haven't cut myself on a knife, but I have done something just as stupid - I once poured Chloroform into a Falcon tube without using a fume-hood. And I almost set my lab coat on fire because I forgot I had lit the Bunsen burner. And there was that one time I used Ethidium bromide without wearing the proper gloves, so if I had spilled it, I could have drastically raised my risk of getting cancer.
But such is life. You learn from the mistakes that almost kill/horribly maim you.
But such is life. You learn from the mistakes that almost kill/horribly maim you.
Besides most of the things everyone has said, I have gotten up too quickly with a pencil in my hand and accidently stabbed myself with it (the lead still resides in my hand), I have cut my thumb trying to open a package with a buck knife, and i've run into a stop sign on a bike... I can't explain how because I don't know.
Something that makes me piss myself laughing at the stupidity even when I do it -Rayne Logan said:
At the top of stairs:
Thinking there's one more step, stepping up and nearly falling because there's nothing to support you.
Thinking there's one less step, tripping over the last and faceplanting the floor.
Bottom of the stairs:
Thinking there's one more step, crunching your foot into the ground and falling over.
Thinking there's one less step, and falling the rest of the way against your own free will.
I've ingested a lot of vodka, and this is really hard to type cos I'm crying with laughter.
I burnt down my house because I tried to make a video on how to make a fireplace for your house. It spread to my bookcase and the rest of my home.
I was sad.
I was sad.
I was trying to see something from my car better, so I turned the radio down. I turned down the radio to see better.
Few years back I Butt out a cigarette to my nipple, just to see, if it hurts as bad as one could imagine. I don't even think that's the worst presentation of stupidity I've done. Oh, right, I once broke up with an extremely smart and hot girl I was dating, because she wasn't that good at giving blowjobs. Now I feel twice as stupid when remembering all the idiotic things once again...
EDIT: And butting the cigarette; it did hurt, a lot, by the way. My left nipple was kinda black for about two weeks after that.
EDIT: And butting the cigarette; it did hurt, a lot, by the way. My left nipple was kinda black for about two weeks after that.
When you eat a spider at a young age and then develop an intense fear of arachnids. Which totally sucks because I can't watch any films or tv with spiders in it, which pretty much ruins Starship Troopers.
I've never put a box of cereal in the fridge, but once I had a box of cereal, a gallon of milk, and a glass of milk. I caught myself trying to put the cereal in the fridge, went "Ah-hah, that was close." set the cereal down, dropped the lid from the milk jug into my glass, put the glass in the fridge, and brought the jug with me to the table.
I ate for a couple minutes, reached for my glass, and slow-motion face-palmed.
I ate for a couple minutes, reached for my glass, and slow-motion face-palmed.
How about a muffin for three minutes? Yeah.Sn1P3r M98 said:
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Whoa. I know someone who did this exact thing.Infernai said:
Reporting on my girlfriend here. She complained for an hourr or so about not being able to hook up her gamecube to the tv(via the vcr bc the tv only has a cable jack) and she wouldn't let me help. She was THIS close to ripping out the cords when I took them from her and fixed it in five seconds flat. She was pissed at me for the rest of the day...
I have, however, had better luck proving my case. My ps3 has lasted, but I've had 4 360s red-ring! I only bought the slimline because (living in a dorm) you can understand how a machine's cords get tugged all the time, wearing out. And thhe body was taking a beating. And my idiot friend put a usb drive in it that had a virus. So slimline it is.shadyh8er said:
PS3 IS da best!!!