You know you're an idiot when...................
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You know you're an idiot when... you think it is a good idea to do pyrotechnics and forget that the tent you are in is flammable, luckily the tent was fine and i only set fire to my hand and paramedics sorted it out, hurt like hell for a few days though.
I've thrown cutlery in the bin a few times.
I remember walking headlong into a doorframe, then (still reeling) walked into the other side.
I quite often put my shoes on before realising I'm not wearing trousers.
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I remember one time at the zoo, we all bought hot dogs for lunch. So I'm about to take a bte out of my hot dog, and my sister says "hey look at those monkeys". I proceed to go "Whu?" and turn to look. My brain failed to tell my arm to stop moving and I stabbed myself in the eye with a mustardey hot dog.
I remember walking headlong into a doorframe, then (still reeling) walked into the other side.
I quite often put my shoes on before realising I'm not wearing trousers.
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I remember one time at the zoo, we all bought hot dogs for lunch. So I'm about to take a bte out of my hot dog, and my sister says "hey look at those monkeys". I proceed to go "Whu?" and turn to look. My brain failed to tell my arm to stop moving and I stabbed myself in the eye with a mustardey hot dog.
When I put the toilet lid up, see the top of the bathroom window is open (you need to stand on the toilet in order to reach up to it), and then, fully intending to close the window, stick my leg straight into the actual toilet.
I have literally no idea how I managed that. I can only thank God that I'd cleaned the thing seconds before, but needless to say, I was in the shower within the next five minutes.
I have literally no idea how I managed that. I can only thank God that I'd cleaned the thing seconds before, but needless to say, I was in the shower within the next five minutes.
That made me Laugh really hard, thanks for brightening up my dayXan Krieger said:
OP: You know you're an idiot when you and your friends all try to sit on a high up thin tree branch at the same time. Needless to say, we ended up on the floor pretty quickly.
Microwave something that includes multiple pieces of food and just eating one thing, then you set it for the full time of cooking each piece and then setting it on fire. My hunger was more important than my brain I suppose.
More for you to laugh at.Raving Cheese Puff said:That made me Laugh really hard, thanks for brightening up my dayXan Krieger said:
OP: You know you're an idiot when you and your friends all try to sit on a high up thin tree branch at the same time. Needless to say, we ended up on the floor pretty quickly.
Was at my friends house and his mother was outside. He locked the back door which is glass and mooned her. I unlocked the door, she came in, and whooped his ass.
You know you've had a wacky night when you get chased down the street at 3 in the morning by your friend who is swinging a red lightsaber.
His house had a balconey inside of it. Me, my friend, and a few other guys we knew set pillows on the floor just below the balcony. None of us got the courage to jump. Later after we had removed the pillows one of our friends jumps the upstairs railing, totally forgetting we had removed the pillows. The moron broke his leg.
Finally, if you're going to light a match, do not hold it in front of your face while you are in front of a fan, the flame touched my eye.
Locked myself out of the house and fell asleep in my driveway.
Got lost in a tiny subdivision and fell asleep on a picnic table.
Fell asleep in a graveyard.
I like sleeping. =3
Got lost in a tiny subdivision and fell asleep on a picnic table.
Fell asleep in a graveyard.
I like sleeping. =3
You know you're an idiot when...you throw a match in a tin of an unknown flammable liquid amusing that its diesel and then proceeding to try and blow it out when it bursts into flames.
This was last year, my Senior year of high school. I definitely wasn't thinking at all, and I forgot to put my car in park. I turned the key and tried to take it out, but I couldn't figure out why it wouldn't come out.
It wasn't until I looked up and saw that my friends (they had parked in the aisle over and were waiting for me) were getting further and further away did I realize my car was rolling.
Thank goodness there wasn't anyone around, no cars or anything, so I didn't hit anything but I felt dumb enough that I could've worn a dunce cap for about a month. xD And I thought my friends were going to wet themselves from laughing so hard, but it was pretty funny and I was laughing too, so whatever.
We still crack up whenever it comes up.
Oh, and when I was new at my job (I work at a dog hotel/boarding/day camp), I accidentally locked myself in one of the dog's rooms while filling his water. No one told me that the lock on that door was defective and couldn't be opened from the inside. I didn't have a walkee talkee on me either, and it was late, so I was the only one still back there with the dogs.
After about fifteen minutes of hoping someone would come by, I ended up just body slamming the door, and I managed to pop it open.
At least the dog I was stuck with was very nice and one of my favorite dogs there. He's a very sweet Boxer.
It wasn't until I looked up and saw that my friends (they had parked in the aisle over and were waiting for me) were getting further and further away did I realize my car was rolling.
Thank goodness there wasn't anyone around, no cars or anything, so I didn't hit anything but I felt dumb enough that I could've worn a dunce cap for about a month. xD And I thought my friends were going to wet themselves from laughing so hard, but it was pretty funny and I was laughing too, so whatever.
We still crack up whenever it comes up.
Oh, and when I was new at my job (I work at a dog hotel/boarding/day camp), I accidentally locked myself in one of the dog's rooms while filling his water. No one told me that the lock on that door was defective and couldn't be opened from the inside. I didn't have a walkee talkee on me either, and it was late, so I was the only one still back there with the dogs.
After about fifteen minutes of hoping someone would come by, I ended up just body slamming the door, and I managed to pop it open.
At least the dog I was stuck with was very nice and one of my favorite dogs there. He's a very sweet Boxer.