Been There, Done that. did this when I was about 10. now, 17 years later, still don't have a definitive fingerprint on that finger. did you get the perfect "o" shaped blister within 5 minutes of it happening?bleachigo10 said:
You know you're an idiot when...................
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I've burned my fingertips to a crisp several times after baking a pizza in my oven, and when i tried to take it out, i accidentally touched the red hot glowing heating element. You get nice white grooves for several weeks and no sense of touch that goes beyond "ow"
Putting down a soldering iron without looking and then grabbing the hot isn't smart either.
Putting down a soldering iron without looking and then grabbing the hot isn't smart either.
Wow, that's incredibly stupid.
I once punched myself in the eye. I have absolutely no idea how it happened.
I once punched myself in the eye. I have absolutely no idea how it happened.
You know you're a redneck when! oh .....you know you're an idiot when you drop a glass of water and look up....theres your sign!
one Saturday I went into work thinking it was Friday. The building as closed and I felt very stupid.
Waited for the microwave to beep before opening the fridge.
Setting my rat onto the couch, leaving and then flopping on the couch crushing my rat. He didn't die don't worry.
Forgetting to open the gate before backing my car up.
My life is full idiotic scenes.
Setting my rat onto the couch, leaving and then flopping on the couch crushing my rat. He didn't die don't worry.
Forgetting to open the gate before backing my car up.
My life is full idiotic scenes.
I've done that, too. Though, it only took me a few minutes to realise what I had done, as opposed to a few days.Milo Windby said:
..you can't find your house keys and break window to get in only to realize that the keys were in your pocket the whole time.
I stayed up until 3 AM on a school night reading TV Tropes. I'm an idiot for that, but it was totally worth it.
Dry firing a .45 into my own head. Yes, I knew it was unloaded but still a legendarily stupid thing to do.
I once put my finger under the needle in a sewing machine when I wasnt looking, and it was still running.
the needle punched straight through my finger, and while I started to panic I still didnt think of turning the machine off so i ripped the needle (still in my finger) out of the machine.
Another time I was going to put a new hole I a belt with a knife I forgot I had just sarpened, needless to say the knife when cleen through the belt and cut a huge chunk of flesh off my finger.
And again I was playing with a knife drunk as I was, I proceeded to prove to my friends that the knife wasnt that sharp so I slammed the knife blade into my arm, and guess what happened? blood, lots of blood and a quick trip to the doctors office.
the needle punched straight through my finger, and while I started to panic I still didnt think of turning the machine off so i ripped the needle (still in my finger) out of the machine.
Another time I was going to put a new hole I a belt with a knife I forgot I had just sarpened, needless to say the knife when cleen through the belt and cut a huge chunk of flesh off my finger.
And again I was playing with a knife drunk as I was, I proceeded to prove to my friends that the knife wasnt that sharp so I slammed the knife blade into my arm, and guess what happened? blood, lots of blood and a quick trip to the doctors office.
