Don't feel bad. I had a period when I did that so much we started to run out of spoons.hazabaza1 said:
You know you're an idiot when...................
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probably waking up going downstairs
pouring orange juice into a bowl then cereal in a glass then i freaked out when i realised what i did
pouring orange juice into a bowl then cereal in a glass then i freaked out when i realised what i did
Ohh god I have done the same thing. I actually got a pretty bad burn (tiny but the affected area blistered from about half a second of contact).bleachigo10 said:
That and deseading a chilli barehanded.
FOR ANYONE WHO DOES NOT KNOW IT IS SERIOUS SHIT. Always wear gloves. The result is chemical burns that dont get solved by washing it. It hurts LIKE HELL and does not dull so dont expect it to get any better. FOR ANYONE WHO DOES THIS THE CURE IS MILK. IT REMOVES THE SUBSTANCE. SERIOUSLY THOUGH DON't DO IT.
Mine happened only a few months ago. I got home from work, sat down on the couch, and felt like something was wrong with my stomach. Not... sick, per se, but not good. I decided to go to bed and sleep it off. Bad idea #1.
Then, after about a half an hour, I was certain that I was sick. Felt like I was gonna throw up, but I didn't want to believe it, so I didn't believe it, and tried to go back to sleep. Bad idea #2.
After another half hour of fruitless efforts trying to get to sleep, I sat straight up, faced the wall, and projectile vomited no less than 7 feet. Vomit. Everywhere. On the bed, the floor, the wall, the TV, everyting between me and the wall was covered. Worst part? I had spagetti for lunch, so I had to clean up chunky spagetti vomit for hours.
I actually threw up so hard I burst all the blood vessels in my face and eyes. My face looked like I had some kind of flesh-eating virus, and my eyes looked like I was a vampire.
The lessson: If you feel sick, GO TO THE FREAKING BATHROOM AND JUST THROW UP. Don't try to hold it in.
Then, after about a half an hour, I was certain that I was sick. Felt like I was gonna throw up, but I didn't want to believe it, so I didn't believe it, and tried to go back to sleep. Bad idea #2.
After another half hour of fruitless efforts trying to get to sleep, I sat straight up, faced the wall, and projectile vomited no less than 7 feet. Vomit. Everywhere. On the bed, the floor, the wall, the TV, everyting between me and the wall was covered. Worst part? I had spagetti for lunch, so I had to clean up chunky spagetti vomit for hours.
I actually threw up so hard I burst all the blood vessels in my face and eyes. My face looked like I had some kind of flesh-eating virus, and my eyes looked like I was a vampire.
The lessson: If you feel sick, GO TO THE FREAKING BATHROOM AND JUST THROW UP. Don't try to hold it in.
Trying to break a piece of glass with my thumb. I didn't think about how sharp edges the pieces it would break into would be. Also, it was late and I was in my bed. Let's just say I laid there sucking on my thumb for a while...
That's probably the single most stupid thing I've done the last year or so.
That's probably the single most stupid thing I've done the last year or so.
This may not count, since I was like 4, but my parents had this un-insulated Jack o lantern candle, which I was dumb enough to pick up with my bare hands. IT WAS FREAKING HOT.
You know your an idiot when your friend tells you there is no bread, so you ask for toast.
I don't know what I was thinking that day.
I don't know what I was thinking that day.
i did that once when i was young for fundbrose said:
...when bring a healthy lunch to work forget where you left it. go to the snackbar to get food. and after dinner finding it in your laptop bag.
Between me and a friend this is gonna be quite the list
Testing if the ciggarette lighter in a car worked by touching it (yes it worked and yes my fingerprint is kinda messed up now)
pushing in this rubber bit on the bottom of a can of shaving cream because I was told not to (it shot shaving cream all over me)
My friend took a can of compressed air which has an internal temperature of somewhere below freezing and he lifted up the leg of his shorts and sprayed himself in the crotch. (he ended up squirming on the ground in pain)
This has to be our most brilliant idea. My friends bedroom was on the second floor of his house. His parents weren't going to allow anyone else over. So I got to tie ropelights around my waist and try to walk up the side of the house while he held on to the other end. I got 2 steps up before I heard the snap and I landed in a rosebush.
Testing if the ciggarette lighter in a car worked by touching it (yes it worked and yes my fingerprint is kinda messed up now)
pushing in this rubber bit on the bottom of a can of shaving cream because I was told not to (it shot shaving cream all over me)
My friend took a can of compressed air which has an internal temperature of somewhere below freezing and he lifted up the leg of his shorts and sprayed himself in the crotch. (he ended up squirming on the ground in pain)
This has to be our most brilliant idea. My friends bedroom was on the second floor of his house. His parents weren't going to allow anyone else over. So I got to tie ropelights around my waist and try to walk up the side of the house while he held on to the other end. I got 2 steps up before I heard the snap and I landed in a rosebush.
You fill the kettle with water, click the swtich, go about your daily business for a bit then a few minutes later pour the water into the mug and wonder why it's not hot at all...to discover the kettle was turned off at the plug.
Also pretty much the same issue but when the toaster won't start toasting the bread but instead keeps popping up instantly. With you there slamming the lever down over and over yelling "toast.the.fucking.bread.you.bastard!"...not turned on at the plug...
Also pretty much the same issue but when the toaster won't start toasting the bread but instead keeps popping up instantly. With you there slamming the lever down over and over yelling "toast.the.fucking.bread.you.bastard!"...not turned on at the plug...