You know you're British (or maybe just Scottish, for this particular example) when...
This [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-13992689]
I mean, priorities people! Drag this country out of the pit it's in first, then you can go around building silly sculptures to your hearts content.
Funny, I saw an ad for some film that was going to be shown on that 5 US channel. According to the words on screen, the ad was the "Polite British Version", in which any "strong" words were beeped over. We were then invited to watch the full film on 5 US, if we were interested in hearing all the "American" swear words.
Polite you say? Sounds like someone has never actually paid a visit to this fair isle, by the sounds of things.