You know you're in X when you see...

[Negativ Solution]

You know you've been in a pub in Glasgow when you wake up in hostpital impaled by a bar stool.

 

[Zallest]

for the Americans...
You know your in Michigan when you look at the news every day of the week and someone new has been killed in a car accident somewhere in Detroit. (or shot)

 

[Lemony]

You know your in Japan when there is a vending machine FOR ANYTHING. Seriously ANYTHING.

 

[Vidiot]

You know you're in Minnesota when it's mid-January and people walk through the snow in shorts.

yeah, optimism gets a bit ridiculous here.

You know you're in Chicago when you ask for directions and the ones you get lead to a dark dead end where you're robbed and shot.

 

[Crofty]

You also know you're in Soviet Russia when flags of a Hammer and scythe see you hanging around.

fix'd
You know you're in Liverpool when you keep getting 'culture' and 'no culture' mixed up (only brits will get that)

You know you're on an insignificant blue-green planet in the unfashionable end of the galaxy when you see a guy trying to formally introduce himself to a car.

 

[Murrah]

You know your in my house when you see my family shouting at each other about an idiotic, screaming microwave!

 

[Death Magnetic]

You know you're under the Pacific Ocean when you die of asphyxiation.

You know you're in outer space when you die from lack of oxygen.

You know you're on the surface of the Sun when your bones begin to melt.

You know you're in England when you're surrounded by xenophobic pricks and chavs. And it rains a lot. And it's cold.

-Ricky

 

[Dictaternutz]

You know you're in America when you see trailers everywhere in Tornado Alley

 

[Aurora219]

You know you're in England when a lake falling past your window for 3 days is standard and sunshine is a conversation point.

 

[SteinFaust]

you know you're in hollywood when an overpriveledged twat steps over a homeless person to spend on DINNER what the homeless person could spend in 2 months.

you know you're in Mos Eisley when you can't find the droids you're looking for.

you know you're in the US northwest when the weather comes in 3 flavors: cold, wet and pouring balls - wet, cold, and pouring balls - and Pacific Shitstorm.

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

You know you're in Louisiana when you find that "Ya'll" is both commonly-used and acceptable-use when using formal language.

As an unrelated aside, how the hell do your threads catch on wildfire, PR? Seriously, you're like the patron saint of active threads.

 

[runtheplacered]

You know you're in outer space when you die from lack of oxygen.

You know you're on the internet when someone just has to correct you....

on that note, the theory is you'd die from decompression sickness before a lack of oxygen

 

[runtheplacered]

You know you're in Kentucky when you see this:

 

[SimuLord]

You know you're in New England when you see lobster rolls for sale at McDonald's.

You know you're in New England when your college professor ends a lecture with "Yankees Suck."

You know you're in New England when you drive through three states in an hour.

You know you're in New England when people use "wicked" as an adverb and they're not talking about evil.

 

[SteinFaust]

You know you're in Kentucky when you see this:
*PICTURE GOES HERE*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! see, as serious as that campaign might be, all I can do is laugh about how "sodomy" and "KY" are on the same billboard. XD

 

[the monopoly guy]

You know it's October in Wisconsin when the forests turn Florecent Orange.

You know you're in the UP when you see a sports car with duct tape covering more then one thing.

You know you're in Minnesota when the people can't drive.

 

[Dudemeister]

You know you're in a time warp when clocks start flying past you.

 

[darthzew]

You know you're in Sao Paulo when you see traffic for miles and you've been in it for the last four hours.

EDIT: And I most certainly do not mean LA traffic. That's the stuff panzies are made of. I mean that stuff were you don't move. At all.

 

[PurpleRain]

As an unrelated aside, how the hell do your threads catch on wildfire, PR? Seriously, you're like the patron saint of active threads.

I only try and make good threads. No point in making another long line of "Master Chief Vs The Escapist Mods" thread.

 

[Jamanticus]

You know you're in a time warp when clocks start flying past you.

You never know- you might just be in the shop of a very belligerent watchmaker....

Here's one:
You know you're not in Kansas anymore when the world is in technicolor