You know you're in X when you see...

[LV Solace]

You know youre in Syravuse(NY) when everything is refered to by a side. East side, west side north side, south side, and I swear to god, central side.

You know your in lafayette NY when the great sumation of what is there is a mcdonalds and the fucking library. Possibly a restaurant.

 

[nutmeggles]

In honor of the VP debate...

If you can see Russia from where you're standing, you must be in Alaska.

 

[Gotham Soul]

You know you're in Oregon when you ask where the beer is from.

 

[Xhumed]

You know you're in Australia when the wind actually makes it seem hotter.

WHY IS THE WIND HOT?! ARGH!

 

[stompy]

WHY IS THE WIND HOT?! ARGH!

The fuck is up with that, anyways? The wind, it conspires against us...

You know you're in India when they charge 750 Rupees for the German couple, and 75 Rupees for the local... for the same thing.
You know you're in Delhi when it's 40oC in midday, and -3oC in the night.
You know you're in Melbourne when it's raining... all the time.
You know you're in Brisbane when it's boiling...all the time.

 

[PurpleRain]

You know you're in Australia when the wind actually makes it seem hotter.

WHY IS THE WIND HOT?! ARGH!

I opened a window to let in a breeze. I think I somehow made it worse.

You know you're in Australia when there's an emu hanging around your front garden... again.

 

[jim_doki]

You know you're in Australia when there's an emu hanging around your front garden... again.

POKEBALL GO

 

[PurpleRain]

You know you're in Australia when there's an emu hanging around your front garden... again.

POKEBALL GO

I choose you, Emu!

Actually, they are kinda scary. Really big too.

 

[sneakypenguin]

You know when your in Tennessee when
People worship UT football
there are cops sitting on the side of the road every 2 miles.
A GED is a good thing
when everyone has a boat
you have to use heat and AC on the same day
when its 70 degrees on christmas and then snows the first day of spring
You know whether another Tennessean is from east, west or middle Tennessee as soon as they open their mouth.
You carry jumper cables in your car for your OWN car
A carbonated soft drink isn?t a soda, cola or pop?it?s a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: ?What kinda coke you want??
Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as?goin? Wal-martin? or off to ?Wally World?.
when everyone is incredibly nice seriously! and treats you like family.
You listen to newstalk 100

 

[jim_doki]

I choose you, Emu!

Actually, they are kinda scary. Really big too.

i was going to make a joke about bigger balls, but being you've been photographed with a hotter woman than me, i'd better not.

 

[PurpleRain]

I choose you, Emu!

Actually, they are kinda scary. Really big too.

i was going to make a joke about bigger balls, but being you've been photographed with a hotter woman than me, i'd better not.

See, I'm always planning ahead. Like a game of chess. It's your turn to move the piece, Bwahahaha!

Oh yeah, the topic:

You know you're in Australia when you eat your national emblems. Kangaroo and Emu.

 

[Scarletmarine]

Hey,
You know your a redneck when your walking to school with your parents because they are in the same grade as you.

sorry wrong topic, i meant.

You know your in Canada when your outter(guys only) becomes and inner because of the cold.
You know your in Canada when you have two people arguing in 2 or 3 different languages...
You know your in a hospital when Johhny Knoxville comes over to play with some friends love johhny!
xoxo

 

[jim_doki]

you know you're in australia when you get punched in the face for saying "Shrimp on the Barbie"

 

[Aries_Split]

I choose you, Emu!

Actually, they are kinda scary. Really big too.

i was going to make a joke about bigger balls, but being you've been photographed with a hotter woman than me, i'd better not.

See, I'm always planning ahead. Like a game of chess. It's your turn to move the piece, Bwahahaha!

Oh yeah, the topic:

You know you're in Australia when you eat your national emblems. Kangaroo and Emu.

You ate a kangaroo?

Woah, and I thought the whole Australian experience was confined to what I got at the "out back steak house"

 

[jim_doki]

dude my housemates eat kangaroo almost exclusively

its really tasty and lasts about a month

 

[stompy]

You ate a kangaroo?

Woah, and I thought the whole Australian experience was confined to what I got at the "out back steak house"

I've had friends telling me about how they ate kangaroo, emu and crocodile... they said the kangaroo was chewy. My memory's a bit hazy, but I think one also said something about one of them being spicy.

Oh, and I've seen kangaroo leather trench coats being sold for ~$AU600... too bad it didn't fit...

 

[PurpleRain]

Kangaroo is chewy if not cooked right. Leave it too long and it's like leather. Croc is very similar to chicken. Flakey and full of flavour. Shark is alright, I didn't enjoy it that much and I've never had Emu before so I can't comment on that.

 

[Robert0288]

You know your in Canada when:
- your milk comes in bags.
- Biker gangs hang out at the donut shops with the cops
- You can say its -45 without the windchill

 

[Eyclonus]

You know when your in Australia when the tabloid TV news is shocking alcoholic parents with suspended driving licences with stories about drunken teenagers hooning around in pimped out 1980s utes

You know your in Australia when a Prime Ministerial candidate on a christian influenced platform gets a support boost for admitting to visiting a high-end strip club