You Know You're Too Much Of A Gamer When ....

[Mr_Universal]

When you start thinking about how high the IRL resolution is..

 

[Lenin211]

I know that you all are going to hate on me and call me a casual gamer but,

After playing Sims 3 for long amounts of time, I consider what moodlets I currently have.

 

[teebeeohh]

when you dream cell-shaded.

captcha: use Avount. Does remind me of 90s adventure games.

 

[Taddy]

When you hear the frying pan sizzle you automatically run for your life in fear that theres a Creeper near by.

 

[5t3v0]

When You can point out all that is canononically wrong with Fallout 3, and worship New Vegas, despite not finishing the first fallout, and barely playing the second...

 

[-Samurai-]

I was walking into a home improvement store a few days ago and saw a rusty red barrel sitting out front by the door and instantly wondered if it would explode if someone shot it.

 

[Legendsmith]

When you have to start exercising your hands to stop your fingers hurting.

 

[PAGEToap44]

When you almost have to force yourself to not stop the car - get out in the middle of a nearby field and punch that brown sheep for its wool

I have fields right outside my window, full of sheep. It's very stressful... Also lots of trees. You see the problem, right?
I've also recently found myself opening containers and categorizing thier contents in my head Elder Scrolls style.

 

[michiehoward]

You know your a gamer when....you have a perma ass dent in your [........]
fill in blank with applicable seating apparatus.

 

[Goldhawk777]

When you hear ode to joy and you wonder where are the rainbows and you cross your fingers for the 50,000 slot.

 

[JackandTom]

I now judge people in an L.A Noire interrogation style way in real life, and sometimes after a long halo session I think that all my problems can be solved with one hit to my enemies back....

 

[Zulnam]

When you try to log off when going to sleep before realizing this isn't a game.
When you walk randomly on the street and think to yourself "this area wound be awesome for a multiplayer map".

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Your last page of facebook updates is entirely new game trailers :|

 

[Tib088]

When I'm with my friends and I think of them as my "party" and chose who the tank, healer, etc are

 

[Dutch 924]

When you drop your toast face down and reach for the load last save button

 

[Antari]

When you help an old lady across the steet and are shocked when you don't get an achievement!

 

[deathbydeath]

when you think with portals. that actually happened to me.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

When you open a door and think, "Breach and Clear"

 

[Baldry]

When you're walking down the street and you start using a imaginary controller to control your every movement, it's eerie. Also when you have a dream you're in minecraft, that was a mind fuck .

 

[RetardedKitty]

When you go to the girl you really like, want to start flirting and you say "Hi there maybe you would like to go around mine tonight ? I will show you my 'Grounding Totem' If you are interested"
Damn you World of Warcraft!