You Know You're Too Much Of A Gamer When ....

[CleverNickname]

I have the GetItem melody from Zelda as my text-sound, and Half-Life2's Triage at Dawn as my ringtone.

I used to look for good hiding places and hidden routes everywhere after playing a lot of Splinter Cell.

and I'm sure everyone's who played Assassin's Creed (or anything with parkour mechanics) looked at buildings and structures in a whole new light. Which I suppose is a lot more common than people who actually do parkour - and for them it's not weird, but practical.

 

[immortalfrieza]

When you've played Poker as a minigame in countless games and when you actually play it at a casino in real life for the first time you keep thinking you should save/load whenever you win/lose.

 

[WarCorrespondent]

When you start to think you are a supernatural surgeon, and think to yourself "What if that guy right there had a chiral infection show up?" (Trauma Centre)

 

[Tib088]

After playing the entire Sands of Time trilogy I used to twitch my left index finger in order to reverse time.

The first time I did it was the weirdest because in my head I was sure it would work.

I rly wish that could work, that way I could reverse cheating on my girlfreind the other night. Did it work for you?

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

When you go to the girl you really like, want to start flirting and you say "Hi there maybe you would like to go around mine tonight ? I will show you my 'Grounding Totem' If you are interested"
Damn you World of Warcraft!

I would narrow my eyes slowly and say 'we meet again...shaman...'

(I played too much arena on my priest)

 

[rale626]

When you run away from little girls on the street because you don't want to deal with their "Big Daddy".

 

[Arcanist]

When you say, 'Curse you, Random Number God!' out loud when you receive a stroke of bad luck.

 

[rokkolpo]

After playing the entire Sands of Time trilogy I used to twitch my left index finger in order to reverse time.

The first time I did it was the weirdest because in my head I was sure it would work.

I rly wish that could work, that way I could reverse cheating on my girlfreind the other night. Did it work for you?

No.
My toast still landed buttered side down

 

[Da_Schwartz]

You hear a song on the radio and know what rhythm game it appears in -_-

 

[Fleeker]

When you:

- look for your secretary and when you can't find her you look and see the text Sorry but your secretary is in another office
- when you accomplish something you move in slow motion lift something over your head and hear cheesy 8 bit music
- when you look for a save point before you do something risky
- when you write your responses on a message board with your trusty +5 keyboard of wittiness (my post is obviously not using such a keyboard)
- when you walk around your town looking for fetch quests.

 

[TheKwertyeweyoppe]

After playing a lot of minecraft at night I would be genuinely nervous when entering dark corridors.

 

[Aprilgold]

Fucking looking at my watch to turn invisible.
Seeing a tree makes me want to punch it.
Hearing anyone say "What was that noise." Makes me come up behind them and hold them up, cqc style.
Drinking water to try and regenerate mana.

 

[Bomberman4000]

You assign your friends to roles and classes they would play if you suddenly woke up inside a video game.

I do this ALL the time.


Edit: I also see songs as rock band tracks when I listen to music.

 

[Deadpool062]

I've occasionally looked up and to the right to see if I had any mail, that was back in my WoW days, and now I often look to see if my Lancer is low on ammo. Oftentimes at school.

 

[UlytimateDestruction]

When I don't complete a game that I fell like a complete loser. Or when I don't get 100% of the trophies I fell like a failure. When you skip sleep just to play a videogame. When it becomes my main prorietary in life. When you keep having recurring dreams of playing a game or surviving a zombie apocalypse. When it starts to interrupt your sleep.

 

[Lullabye]

... when you start posting on an internet gaming forum.

/win

ED: waaay to short a post.
umm, how about when you daydream about 2d game girls instead of real ones.

 

[Wintermoot]

you wonder where the hell the "F" key is when you are looking for stuff under your bad (Half-Life it,s the default key to turn your flash light on)

 

[tombman888]

When you get depressed because none of it is real and it never will be.

Its depressing because its true.... =(

 

[Alex Cowan]

When you cut yourself and get some food to heal...