You Know You've Been On The Computer For Too Long When...

[TheBluesader]

126. When you mess something up, you find yourself looking for Ctrl-Z.

127. You focus on the music you have going in the background and realize that you've already heard this song twice, and that your library is repeating itself.

I also try to hit the pause button for the DVD player while I'm watching broadcast Simpsons. I'll hit it 3 or 4 times till I realize I'm stupid.

And I haven't heard the song twice. More like 5 times. And even when I realize it, I'm too "busy" clicking around to pop up the damn window and change it. Sad, sad, very sad.

 

[Josdeb]

130. When you have a really funny comment, but the thought of all the other things you could be doing on the computer right now and the 5 MSN windows distract you so much you forget what you were gonna write

EDIT: Remembered!
131. When the mousepad you use has been worn through by the palm of your hand
132. When your hand starts bleeding because you have been moving your hand so much over a broken placstic mousepad. And then you just keep on playing.

I have done both of these

 

[Kuweekee]

131: You can read binary
132: You can read binary fast enough to actually see what it reads
133: You have a binary watch

Spoiler

 

[knottingam]

128. If you use IM acronyms in casual conversation.
--Especially if you've ever said "rofflecopter" or "lollerskates" out loud.

...guilty.
I have also used "rofl," "lol," "ttm," and others in casual conversation. But the worst part is, my friends don't even notice because they do it too...

That actually made me laugh out loud. I dare you to try talking to someone you've only just met like you talk to your friends.

 

[knottingam]

EDIT: Remembered!
131. When the mousepad you use has been worn through by the palm of your hand
132. When your hand starts bleeding because you have been moving your hand so much over a broken placstic mousepad. And then you just keep on playing.

I have done both of these

Okay, that you have done those is just scary.

 

[Cahlee]

128. If you use IM acronyms in casual conversation.
--Especially if you've ever said "rofflecopter" or "lollerskates" out loud.

My brother always says lolcake, it makes me want to punch him.

 

[Sackwak]

126. When you mess something up, you find yourself looking for Ctrl-Z

Yes, many times

134. When before you do something, you sometimes think if you should save first

 

[WeedWorm]

108. Your Desktop icons are perfectly organized and arranged by type of program.

Shit, i do that.

131: You can read binary
132: You can read binary fast enough to actually see what it reads
133: You have a binary watch

Spoiler

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I can read binary because im doing it in college. But I would love to have that watch.

 

[WeedWorm]

134: When you've become so lazy you don't even clean up your jizz anymore. You simply wipe it on your pubes after a good fap.

.... Srsly?

 

[Sackwak]

134: When you've become so lazy you don't even clean up your jizz anymore. You simply wipe it on your pubes after a good fap.

...the fuck?

 

[Handofpwn]

134: When you've become so lazy you don't even clean up your jizz anymore. You simply wipe it on your pubes after a good fap.

...That is a bit too much info.

 

[Convenient_Label]

135: When you appear to forget there's other people reading the words you type into your magic fapbox and lose all social skills

 

[manicfoot]

135: When you appear to forget there's other people reading the words you type into your magic fapbox and lose all social skills

I lol'd in the middle of a silent office.

 

[MosDes]

#136: When You

...lol'd in the middle of a silent office.

while viewing non-work stuff.

 

[Ace of Spades]

# 137
When "you emerge from your room to discover that the authorities have declared you legally dead".

 

[a7r0p05]

128. If you use IM acronyms in casual conversation.
--Especially if you've ever said "rofflecopter" or "lollerskates" out loud.

...guilty.
I have also used "rofl," "lol," "ttm," and others in casual conversation. But the worst part is, my friends don't even notice because they do it too...

That actually made me laugh out loud. I dare you to try talking to someone you've only just met like you talk to your friends.

I have. I'll just say that it was one of the more awkward conversation moments I have ever had. I actually told them that they "broked teh interwebz." I had a fun time explaining that one.

 

[rekabdarb]

86. If you play World of warcraft. at all.

OY whats wrong with playing wow (despite not playing it since monday of last week)

 

[Handofpwn]

138.When the first thing you do after coming home is logging on to your computer.

 

[The_Deleted]

139. You shout for your partner to make a cup of tea and find a Dear John she wrote for you.

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