You know you've Been Playing Fallout 3 Too Much When...

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One Seven One

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when you walk around with about 20 guns on your back and a mini nuke luancher in your hands and wonder why the police wana take you in for questioning
 

SenseOfTumour

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Flap Jack452 said:
Are amazed when you hear Five different songs on the radio.
If you stick to commercial radio stations IRL, that's a relevant answer even if you've never heard of Fallout 3.

Honestly, I'd wish death daily on a range of DJ's when I had a job where the radio was on all day.

You're on like half a million pounds a year, buy a few new cds, dammit.
 

Arayis

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When you honestly wonder why you can't just fast-travel to where you need to go...
 

LordSnakeEyes

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-When the mere sound of dog's bark makes you reach for where your gun holster would be.

-When you almost take your little sister's dolls thinking they might make your SPECIAL go up.

-When you wonder how much caps a person could be worth to Paradise Falls.

-When the words "Mole" and "Rats" make you cringe in hate.

-When you try to pay for your lunch by giving the man a gun and bullets as tip.

-When you necessarily crouch to pick someone's pocket.

-When you give a homeless man downtown a glass of water because you stole a dying man's Morphi... I mean Med-X a minute ago.

-When you buy an Assault Rifle because you have a Roach problem at home.

harhol said:
...When you acquire a large collection of booze & drugs but never use them.
So True XD
 

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gamekid171 said:
when you walk around with about 20 guns on your back and a mini nuke luancher in your hands and wonder why the police wana take you in for questioning
Wow that one made me laugh so hard

When you have a dream about Oblivion lasting over half the night, waking up, going back to sleep only to have Fallout 3 take over where Oblivion left off. ((Happened a couple nights ago, really weird dream, I think that shows I play both too much))

When you try to convince strangers you've just met to come travel into the wilderness with you.

You try and figure your success percentage of getting your teacher to give you an "A" in the class.
 

LordSnakeEyes

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The Iron Ninja said:
...You start singing "I don't want to set the world on Fire..." while on a bus, despite the multitudes of people that are now staring at you.
Oh My God! That Just Happened To Me Yesterday (but in a shopping mall)
Insert Funny Name Here said:
When you kid yourself into thinking its a better game than Oblivion.
It Isn't!? (Never played Oblivion)
 

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Ansem-The-Wise said:
When you subconsciously hit the V.A.T.S button in any shooter you play.
This.

Its just not the same without it... just try to imagine CoD:WaW with V.A.T.S.

I'll give you a second to recover from that overdose of awesome.
 

Elurindel

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*When your thought patterns on murder and looting start running in how likely you are to get caught and how much karma you'll lose.
*When you start wondering how much health somebody's corpse would restore you by.
*When you look at that asshole from high school and wonder if you could turn in his finger for money.
 

B0BX

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When your playing Call of Duty and you through a flash grenade at a wall when you try to go into third person to look around a corner.
 

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Insert Funny Name Here said:
You think about it when masturbating...
^WHAT.

When you start to forget that bullets actually have mass while packing for a hunting trip.
*oof.*
 

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Haliwali said:
When your childhood nightmare about being chased by velociraptors comes back, but now they have the Enclave with them.
Dead serious, Thursday night.
Dude... I forgot those dreams! Damn it! I remember when I was five, I kept having this dream where I was trapped in my preschool, and it was swarming with Velociraptors. The first time I had that dream, they bust down the door, and I got eaten. The last time I had that dream, I had gone through the scenario like... 70 times. I crawled up the air ducts, and ran like hell when I finally got out.
 

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Paradox11 said:
When you look at a map and try to fast travel to your destination
This is especially problematic when you possess a sat-nav. One time I selected my destination and sat vacantly in my car for five minutes before realising I actually had to DRIVE to get there...
 

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Mercanary57 said:
Haliwali said:
When your childhood nightmare about being chased by velociraptors comes back, but now they have the Enclave with them.
Dead serious, Thursday night.
Dude... I forgot those dreams! Damn it! I remember when I was five, I kept having this dream where I was trapped in my preschool, and it was swarming with Velociraptors. The first time I had that dream, they bust down the door, and I got eaten. The last time I had that dream, I had gone through the scenario like... 70 times. I crawled up the air ducts, and ran like hell when I finally got out.
They always find me. Always.