You know you've been playing left 4 dead for too long when...

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Swaki

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when you run after hot college girls whit bandage and have purely innocent motives.

when you run around the metal detector at the air port.

when you run into a couple of guys in hoodies alone late at night and start running and screaming. (well i guess people who dont play l4d might do this also)
 

Tekk Man

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when someone mentions getting to a chopper, you think of Arnold second.

when free running, you instinctively crouch down for 5 seconds before making large jumps

when you scream like a banshee whilst making said jumps

when you enter an elevator and expect to hear an amusing exchange of dialogue

when you start calling zombie bullshit

when you see a bottle of beer and instinctively huck it at a large group of people

when a pipe bomb with a smoke detector duct-taped on to it doesn't seem like a stupid idea for a weapon.

when you're disappointed that the nearest counter isn't stocked full of assault rifles and auto shotguns.

when you mistake a children's backpack for a med kit

when you think that old people are pretty bad-ass

when your first instinct to seeing an angry mob is to violently swing your arms from right to left

when your first instinct to hearing a crying woman is to run over and smack her in the back of the head

when you know Louis, Zoey, Francis and Bill better than most people know their mothers

when when you think one pistol just isn't enough

when you think you're good enough to take the Hunting Rifle

when you call the shotty a noob cannon

when you throw up and instead of cleaning yourself off, hide in a corner for 3 minutes

when wearing a hoodie makes your mouth water

when the Tank is legitimately threatening with his tongue hanging out

when you start modding

when green smoke doesn't take you out of the gaming experience

when you were too busy playing l4d to think of more examples of this.
 

Beltom

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Whenever you pick up an object you instinctively yell it's name out loud.
 

ForgetRealism09

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when you wonder why none of the characters are following you and you turn to realise all your friends have died of starvation
 

Stainless

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When someone asks you for help you immediately run up and bash them.

When you can hear the tank before the music starts playing.
 

NotAPie

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When you think your pistols have unlimited ammo.
When you run from zombies because you think they will run after you.
When you get puked on and you back up in the nearest corner.
When your me.
 

hamster mk 4

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When one of your friends says they are heading off to do their own thing and you insist they get back on the firing line.

When all of your friends look one way you feel obligated to look in the other direction.
 

MiracleOfSound

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NoMoreSanity said:
When you think "noob" when you meet a new player.
And then you run off and leave him get raped by a hunter as you all merrily scuttle off in your little boat... not that you guys would EVER do that to me on my first game :p
 

Sewer Rat

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When you see a fat guy walking down the street and yell "BOOMER!"
Edit: Shit already been done. You see a guy with smokers lung coughing and immediately try to cut out his tongue.