You Know You've Spent Too Much Time On the Escapist When...

[Fappy]

When the report queue is still your most visited page on your browser a month after leaving the moderation team? Or was that one just me?

Did it really only keep the top spot for one month after? I wouldn't be surprised if it stayed up there a bit longer.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Did it really only keep the top spot for one month after? I wouldn't be surprised if it stayed up there a bit longer.

I can't remember how long it was number one for, I just remember it was my most visited page for a very long time after I left. It was definitely in my top 10 pages for multiple months.

Oh God, MaxtheReaper.

It's difficult to put into words just the kind of Escapist he was.

I didn't actually mind him at first, but that was because when I first saw him he was in his phase of derailing every thread in existence ever (kind of like what Daystar does now, actually). It was clear he was going to eventually be shown the door.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I swear I have seen this thread somewhere before (a long time ago) and one of my opposition schools is Necromancy so I am unable to locate and necro such a thread... So here it goes!

I made a forum game with that title to be precise.

OT: When you find it hard to remember all the threads you've posted in Forum Games... :S

When you hit 40K posts and make a thread about your friend.

When you spend the day at work thinking about what you could do on the site.

When you hear the Zero Punctuation theme song in your head whenever you play Yahtzee with friends.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I didn't actually mind him at first, but that was because when I first saw him he was in his phase of derailing every thread in existence ever (kind of like what Daystar does now, actually). It was clear he was going to eventually be shown the door.

I don't tend to do it on purpose though


It just kind of happens.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Daystar Clarion]

-snip-

I take it you took over as general famous user when everyone else left?
No worries, I'm not here to take back my title as professional derailer.

I had fun while it lasted, I'm only back because I have nothing better to do with my life.

OT: When you start to argue wholeheartedly about imaginary things that don't matter to anyone.

EDIT:

I used to do the exact same thing about a former user called MaxTheReaper. Matter of fact, the real life friend of mine I used to talk to about that now has an account here and we still regularly talk about the forums. This is definitely not a sign of how much the two of us visit here.

Man he was a cool guy.
Or girl.

Wait.
I forget, which was it again? I heard like 50 different things.

It's not like it was a job position or anything

Forum position available, one thread derailer, apply within.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Delsana]

Well this thread went no where quick.

 

[Berithil]

How about you spend too much time on the escapist when you're expecting a thread to be derailed by daystar when it has nothing to do with him


[sub][sub]or does it?[/sub][/sub]

 

[Fappy]

Well this thread went no where quick.

WHERE AM I?

This is what happens when Daystar gets put in charge of a train.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Well this thread went no where quick.

WHERE AM I?

This is what happens when Daystar gets put in charge of a train.

Hey, I'd make the trains run on time.

Just, you know.

Not to the right places.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Daystar Clarion]

Hey, I'd make the trains run on time.

Just, you know.

Not to the right places.

Oh man I love that feeling.
Especially when you accidentally derail something.

[small]It's like 4.30 AM, why am I still up?[/small]

It happens all the time.

I'm like the Skittles guy.

Everything I touch turns into derail.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Daystar Clarion]

It happens all the time.

I'm like the Skittles guy.

Everything I touch turns into derail.

How does that work?

I mean, you must touch yourself at some point [small]Yes, ha ha ha very funny[/small].
How does one derail oneself?

I mean... that's... what?

This one time, I went into the kitchen for a sandwich.

While I was there, I scratched my head, and the next thing I know, I was on the moon.

True story.

 

[Vault101]

when you get a pubclub membership so you can stare at awe of yoru 100x100 aniamted avatar and forum title

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Fappy]

when you get a pubclub membership so you can stare at awe of yoru 100x100 aniamted avatar and forum title

Been there, done that

...


I miss my big avatar

 

[bullet_sandw1ch]

Didn't you have a little squid thing like a few hours ago?

Yeah.

I tend to change my avatar. A lot.

[sub]I have a problem.[/sub]

I'll change mine when it stops being the definition of fucking awesome. :3

By the way, I'm liking the new avatar, I feel like I've seen it before somewhere, what exactly is it? (Looks like some augmented/robotic nazi officer XD) I'm very interested in other users avatars.

[sub]I have a problem too :3[/sub]

im sorry sir, my avatar is the definition of awesome.

OT: when you know exactly when daystar will jump into a conversation.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Been there, done that

I miss my big avatar

It's ok Fappy, you'll always be the "Master of Magnet" to me.

when you get a pubclub membership so you can stare at awe of yoru 100x100 aniamted avatar and forum title

Actually, they just increased the size to 115 x 115 for Pub Club members, while regular users can now have 85 x 85 avatars!