You Meet an Escapist IRL...

[Torrasque]

I think if I ever met <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Jack+and+Calumon>Jack and Calumon, he'd be wearing a toque that looked like Calumon, or have a small backpack that looked like Calumon. We'd probably get some ice cream or go to a bakery and get some cream puffs, and talk about silly things.

I'm not sure who I'd meet /shrug

 

[Fappy]

Also, I'd like to meet Nasrin's [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Nasrin] cat [http://i.imgur.com/TO5AA.jpg].

Looks like a total baller.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I'd meet Colour-Scientist and begin plotting the takeover of Ireland, THEN THE WORLD!

Yay! I never get mentioned!

We can start with the Wesht, I doubt we'll meet too much resistance other than a few rogue sheep.

Also, you got Neo. Nice one.


OP: Yeah, most of the regulars in the Irish Brigade (one day we'll actually manage to organise that piss up). Probably Phasmal too, we can have a chat about the feminist hive-mind.

There're some other users I'd like to meet in person but that would just be to see if they're as aggressive and brave without the computer screen to hide behind.

 

[Ninjamedic]

Yay! I never get mentioned!

We can start with the Wesht, I doubt we'll meet too much resistance other than a few rogue sheep.

Ah yes, but those sheep have miniguns!

Also, you got Neo. Nice one.

Yay! I feel validated!

Seriously though, I'm happy I got it.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I also wouldn't mind meeting SirBryghtside, though I have no idea what we would do together.

Hmmm... bad movie night?

Definitely! Now [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LRIypcaIX4] why couldn't [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev0NkYfkgYE] I think [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5U7F0NJ1RQ] of that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap4TiNIKQJ8]?

I would particularly recommend Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter if you get the chance to see it. I can't find any european copies of it and I'm certain the only way it could be as bad as it is is that they planned it to be that bad.

...I'm not sure what it says about me that I already knew about and wanted to watch Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

That you're a man with taste, clearly. =D

The Atheist society at my Uni showed it and one of my friends who knew I liked bad films invited me along. It is far better than any trailers hint at. There is even a song and dance routine in it for no reason other than 'because we can have one'.

Yeah, I am totally looking this up tomorrow, sounds brilliant! My personal favourite B-Movie is a bit of a controversial one, but I have no doubt that it's Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. First one I watched, and it made me fall in love with the entire genre.

I know of that one but haven't seen it. I have seen its sequel however, Mega Shark vs. Crocasaurus Rex. It's equally tacky.

 

[geK0]

There was one person I found out went to the same college as me (I forget his name, but his avatr is a yellow smiley) I didn't seek to meet this person because that would just seem kind of creepy, but we've probably bumped into each other at some point : \

 

[shrekfan246]

I also wouldn't mind meeting SirBryghtside, though I have no idea what we would do together.

Hmmm... bad movie night?

Definitely! Now [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LRIypcaIX4] why couldn't [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev0NkYfkgYE] I think [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5U7F0NJ1RQ] of that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap4TiNIKQJ8]?

I would particularly recommend Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter if you get the chance to see it. I can't find any european copies of it and I'm certain the only way it could be as bad as it is is that they planned it to be that bad.

...I'm not sure what it says about me that I already knew about and wanted to watch Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

That you're a man with taste, clearly. =D

The Atheist society at my Uni showed it and one of my friends who knew I liked bad films invited me along. It is far better than any trailers hint at. There is even a song and dance routine in it for no reason other than 'because we can have one'.

Yeah, I am totally looking this up tomorrow, sounds brilliant! My personal favourite B-Movie is a bit of a controversial one, but I have no doubt that it's Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. First one I watched, and it made me fall in love with the entire genre.

I know of that one but haven't seen it. I have seen its sequel however, Mega Shark vs. Crocasaurus Rex. It's equally tacky.

Spoiler: Yeah.

That was a scene of a shark tackling a plane out of the air.

Back on the original topic, I think I'd like running across Kenbo Slice [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Kenbo+Slice], we'd be able to talk about music and I wouldn't feel like I need to tread on eggshells so I don't offend some genre elitist's sensibilities.

 

[EHKOS]

Is Lacktheknack still around? Cuz I would choose him. Or maybe Daystar...

 

[ToastiestZombie]

So much daystar masturbation in this thread! We should be masturbation over more deserving things like sheep and those lovely lambs (I'm welsh, which I don't think daystar even believes is a country in the uk). As for who I would pick... Daystar actually! I would love some fisticuffs with the guy. Actually... If I met any of the people here irl I would probably do very bad things to their genitalia...

Why does nobody love me!!!! Waaaahhhh!!!

Also, what's this escapism uk thing? I would love to go...

 

[ToastiestZombie]

I'd meet Colour-Scientist and begin plotting the takeover of Ireland, THEN THE WORLD!

Yay! I never get mentioned!

We can start with the Wesht, I doubt we'll meet too much resistance other than a few rogue sheep.

Also, you got Neo. Nice one.


OP: Yeah, most of the regulars in the Irish Brigade (one day we'll actually manage to organise that piss up). Probably Phasmal too, we can have a chat about the feminist hive-mind.

There're some other users I'd like to meet in person but that would just be to see if they're as aggressive and brave without the computer screen to hide behind.

you underestimate the welsh! You don't know what lengths well go to to defend our flocks! I've killed many a man defending my sheep. She is my wife after all

 

[Fappy]

Actually... If I met any of the people here irl I would probably do very bad things to their genitalia...

Why does it have to be bad things!? D:

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Actually... If I met any of the people here irl I would probably do very bad things to their genitalia...

Why does it have to be bad things!? D:

Because that... will bring me joy the highest caliber! Hey fapster, or someone else, can you tell me what I'm known as here on the 'scapist

 

[Fappy]

Actually... If I met any of the people here irl I would probably do very bad things to their genitalia...

Why does it have to be bad things!? D:

Because that... will bring me joy the highest caliber! Hey fapster, or someone else, can you tell me what I'm known as here on the 'scapist

This man's child:

... Possibly...

 

[rosac]

truly a lie...

Oh wait! I've already met him!

urm... anyone who doesn't like call me maybe. So I can play it on loop to them till they go away.

 

[Carbonyl]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

 

[Hazy992]

snip

I said I wanted to meet the Brovengers. You're one of us so I technically mentioned you. Feel better?

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

 

[Carbonyl]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

I'm good at removing kidneys! Need help?

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

I'm good at removing kidneys! Need help?

Yeah sure! Meet me out back, I'll need help carrying the packs of ice to the bathtub!

 

[ReadyAmyFire]

[sub][sub]Also ReadyAmyFire because she's kinda hot[/sub][/sub]

Now this is my kinda thread right here, more posts like this please.

I think @Matthew94 is coming to my university next year, so could be a chance I'll bump into him at some stage.