You Meet an Escapist IRL...

[Carbonyl]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

I'm good at removing kidneys! Need help?

Yeah sure! Meet me out back, I'll need help carrying the packs of ice to the bathtub!

Sure thing!
We're going to need a lot of sterilization to keep the kidney from getting contaminated, do you have a source for that? I might be able to order some stuff from Sigma-Aldritch.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

I'm good at removing kidneys! Need help?

Yeah sure! Meet me out back, I'll need help carrying the packs of ice to the bathtub!

Sure thing!
We're going to need a lot of sterilization to keep the kidney from getting contaminated, do you have a source for that? I might be able to order some stuff from Sigma-Aldritch.

Can't we just pour vodka or some shit on it? I take it this ain't your first rodeo?

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Actually... If I met any of the people here irl I would probably do very bad things to their genitalia...

Why does it have to be bad things!? D:

Because that... will bring me joy the highest caliber! Hey fapster, or someone else, can you tell me what I'm known as here on the 'scapist

This man's child:

... Possibly...

Oh god mah sides! But seriously now...

Also, anyone remember the community awards from the start of the year?

 

[Colour Scientist]

Hey fapster, or someone else, can you tell me what I'm known as here on the 'scapist

What you're known as?

 

[Hazy992]

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Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

Oh yeah sure that sounds like a good idea I... wait what?

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Hey fapster, or someone else, can you tell me what I'm known as here on the 'scapist

What you're known as?

like, daystar is known as the most popular, zero is known as the biggest dick imaginable and so on. I've got to be known by some people here!

 

[shrekfan246]

Hey fapster, or someone else, can you tell me what I'm known as here on the 'scapist

What you're known as?

like, daystar is known as the most popular, zero is known as the biggest dick imaginable and so on. I've got to be known by some people here!

'That guy who hates Daystar'?

Besides, I wouldn't say he's widely known as the most popular, most of the people from R&P have probably never seen him before.

 

[Colour Scientist]

most of the people from R&P have probably never seen him before.

Probably because they wouldn't stand for the Nathan Fillion gifs!

 

[GameMaNiAC]

I'd meet all of you and buy each of you guys a pint. Because I'm a charitable chap.

That's a lot of money, though.

 

[Aerosteam]

This person is the very definition of awesome.

SOLVEmedia: "fishy smell"

 

[Fappy]

I'd meet all of you and buy each of you guys a pint. Because I'm a charitable chap.

That's a lot of money, though.

You could just put it on someone's tab and leave the bar before anyone else does

 

[shrekfan246]

most of the people from R&P have probably never seen him before.

Probably because they wouldn't stand for the Nathan Fillion gifs!

Spoiler: My joking reaction to those silly R&P people:

I'd like to meet some of them, truth be told. They seem like intelligent people, so I'd really like to find out once and for all why they think it's a good idea to come to a website based mostly around the video game industry to talk singularly about religion and politics. There are a few who stray out into the News Room, Featured Content, or even Gaming Discussion every now and then, but by and large most of them stick with R&P all the time.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Hey fapster, or someone else, can you tell me what I'm known as here on the 'scapist

What you're known as?

like, daystar is known as the most popular, zero is known as the biggest dick imaginable and so on. I've got to be known by some people here!

'That guy who hates Daystar'?

Besides, I wouldn't say he's widely known as the most popular, most of the people from R&P have probably never seen him before.

You know when I get back from Spain going to challenge daystar to a competition of skill. Then we shall see who is the false hero, or who is the jealous hopeful!

 

[Colour Scientist]

I'd like to meet some of them, truth be told. They seem like intelligent people, so I'd really like to find out once and for all why they think it's a good idea to come to a website based mostly around the video game industry to talk singularly about religion and politics. There are a few who stray out into the News Room, Featured Content, or even Gaming Discussion every now and then, but by and large most of them stick with R&P all the time.

I can't really talk, I mostly stick to Off-Topic. R&P used to be part of Off-Topic so I suppose a lot of them started here and drifted into R&P. There're people who post almost exclusively in Forum Games or User Groups. I think after a while users will drift into the section they enjoy the most and stick to it.

 

[shrekfan246]

I'd like to meet some of them, truth be told. They seem like intelligent people, so I'd really like to find out once and for all why they think it's a good idea to come to a website based mostly around the video game industry to talk singularly about religion and politics. There are a few who stray out into the News Room, Featured Content, or even Gaming Discussion every now and then, but by and large most of them stick with R&P all the time.

I can't really talk, I mostly stick to Off-Topic. R&P used to be part of Off-Topic so I suppose a lot of them started here and drifted into R&P. There're people who post almost exclusively in Forum Games or User Groups. I think after a while users will drift into the section they enjoy the most and stick to it.

Oh yeah, I'm mostly in Off-Topic, Gaming, a User Group, with occasional excursions to Forum Games, but I just don't understand the enjoyment they can get out of the 'heated debates' they have in R&P.

[sub]But then, I don't think that internet forums should be "super srs bsns" anyway, so.[/sub]

 

[BOOM headshot65]

Seekster and Farson135, hands down. Its no coincidence they both come from Texas and that is my 2nd favorite state. (maybe it is coincidence. Whatever.)

 

[Colour Scientist]

You know when I get back from Spain going to challenge daystar to a competition of skill. Then we shall see who is the false hero, or who is the jealous hopeful!

What kind of competition? Is betting allowed?

Oh yeah, I'm mostly in Off-Topic, Gaming, a User Group, with occasional excursions to Forum Games, but I just don't understand the enjoyment they can get out of the 'heated debates' they have in R&P.

[sub]But then, I don't think that internet forums should be "super srs bsns" anyway, so.[/sub]

Some people just really enjoy a good long debate/fight online and in real life. I've never really stuck through an entire R&P thread but I imagine they're less inclined to descend into "fuck you and everything you love" insults than similar discussions in Off-Topic.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

You know when I get back from Spain going to challenge daystar to a competition of skill. Then we shall see who is the false hero, or who is the jealous hopeful!

What kind of competition? Is betting allowed?

Oh yeah, I'm mostly in Off-Topic, Gaming, a User Group, with occasional excursions to Forum Games, but I just don't understand the enjoyment they can get out of the 'heated debates' they have in R&P.

[sub]But then, I don't think that internet forums should be "super srs bsns" anyway, so.[/sub]

Some people just really enjoy a good long debate/fight online and in real life. I've never really stuck through an entire R&P thread but I imagine they're less inclined to descend into "fuck you and everything you love" insults than similar discussions in Off-Topic.

A gaming tournament, three games, one picked by me, one picked by him and one picks by you lot. No betting of anything but limbs.