You Meet an Escapist IRL...

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

Oh yeah sure that sounds like a good idea I... wait what?

Don't worry! We'll only take one, I'm really good at dissection, I'll probably be just as good at vivisection!

I won't be able to get normal anesthetic though, how do you feel about chloroform? We'll buy you ice cream afterwards, so it's not all bad!

What sort of person do you think I am?! You better throw some Tequila in with that chloroform or no deal!

You can have all the tequila and ice cream you want! It's an organ harvesting party! We'll put a party hat on you so you can partake in the festivities even while unconscious!

Don't forget that we need inappropriately happy music for this! Can't have a party without that!

You're in charge of happy music!

I have this to contribute though:
<youtube=SMWi7CLoZ2Q&list=PL3E461D88CE578CC4&index=3&feature=plcp>

That video was fuckn' balls awesome. What the fuck was that!?

 

[God'sFist]

There is one guy on here i would love to meet sup fappy.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

Oh yeah sure that sounds like a good idea I... wait what?

Don't worry! We'll only take one, I'm really good at dissection, I'll probably be just as good at vivisection!

I won't be able to get normal anesthetic though, how do you feel about chloroform? We'll buy you ice cream afterwards, so it's not all bad!

What sort of person do you think I am?! You better throw some Tequila in with that chloroform or no deal!

You can have all the tequila and ice cream you want! It's an organ harvesting party! We'll put a party hat on you so you can partake in the festivities even while unconscious!

Can I get a party horn? I want a party horn... my laboured, gasping breaths will set it off

Do you want tequila in your party horn?

Do I ever?! How do I sign?!

I mean I won't be able to drink it as I'll probably be dead but now's not the time to be a party pooper

Yeah, don't be a party pooper!

Besides, we can just feed you Jagermeister if that happens.

It cures what ails ya!

 

[Fappy]

There is one guy on here i would love to meet sup fappy.

Sup bro.

It would be legendary.

 

[Carbonyl]

That's just....adorable!

This will work just as well.


It's just as inappropriate!

I have to get into a groove to really get into the surgery mood! I can explain everything when he wakes up, in graphic detail, it's all quite fascinating!

 

[Carbonyl]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

Oh yeah sure that sounds like a good idea I... wait what?

Don't worry! We'll only take one, I'm really good at dissection, I'll probably be just as good at vivisection!

I won't be able to get normal anesthetic though, how do you feel about chloroform? We'll buy you ice cream afterwards, so it's not all bad!

What sort of person do you think I am?! You better throw some Tequila in with that chloroform or no deal!

You can have all the tequila and ice cream you want! It's an organ harvesting party! We'll put a party hat on you so you can partake in the festivities even while unconscious!

Don't forget that we need inappropriately happy music for this! Can't have a party without that!

You're in charge of happy music!

I have this to contribute though:
<youtube=SMWi7CLoZ2Q&list=PL3E461D88CE578CC4&index=3&feature=plcp>

That video was fuckn' balls awesome. What the fuck was that!?

That was NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM, with fluffy animals!

 

[God'sFist]

There is one guy on here i would love to meet sup fappy.

Sup bro.

It would be legendary.

I'm touched truly I am. I wish I could only post something, more awesome than this.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

That's just....adorable!

This will work just as well.


It's just as inappropriate!

I have to get into a groove to really get into the surgery mood! I can explain everything when he wakes up, in graphic detail, it's all quite fascinating!

The funk will be assisting you in surgery then!

 

[ToastiestZombie]

I have no idea what is going on right now... and I love I! Also, any early suggestions on games I could battle with daystar in? I am doing this, the site needs some healthy competition!

Cow twisting! Best party game EVER.

I was talking about video games, preferably on the pc.

 

[Carbonyl]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

Oh yeah sure that sounds like a good idea I... wait what?

Don't worry! We'll only take one, I'm really good at dissection, I'll probably be just as good at vivisection!

I won't be able to get normal anesthetic though, how do you feel about chloroform? We'll buy you ice cream afterwards, so it's not all bad!

What sort of person do you think I am?! You better throw some Tequila in with that chloroform or no deal!

You can have all the tequila and ice cream you want! It's an organ harvesting party! We'll put a party hat on you so you can partake in the festivities even while unconscious!

Can I get a party horn? I want a party horn... my laboured, gasping breaths will set it off

Do you want tequila in your party horn?

Do I ever?! How do I sign?!

I mean I won't be able to drink it as I'll probably be dead but now's not the time to be a party pooper

No, we put the tequila down the party horn before we put you under (to soften the pain) and mix in some antibiotics (to stop infection), then we chloroform you and do the surgery. I will make sure your insides are mostly in tip-top shape before I close you up and put Novocain all around the site for when you wake up. You won't feel a thing. Don't worry!

 

[Carbonyl]

That's just....adorable!

This will work just as well.


It's just as inappropriate!

I have to get into a groove to really get into the surgery mood! I can explain everything when he wakes up, in graphic detail, it's all quite fascinating!

The funk will be assisting you in surgery then!

I love Parov Stelar!

 

[Hazy992]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

Oh yeah sure that sounds like a good idea I... wait what?

Don't worry! We'll only take one, I'm really good at dissection, I'll probably be just as good at vivisection!

I won't be able to get normal anesthetic though, how do you feel about chloroform? We'll buy you ice cream afterwards, so it's not all bad!

What sort of person do you think I am?! You better throw some Tequila in with that chloroform or no deal!

You can have all the tequila and ice cream you want! It's an organ harvesting party! We'll put a party hat on you so you can partake in the festivities even while unconscious!

Can I get a party horn? I want a party horn... my laboured, gasping breaths will set it off

Do you want tequila in your party horn?

Do I ever?! How do I sign?!

I mean I won't be able to drink it as I'll probably be dead but now's not the time to be a party pooper

No, we put the tequila down the party horn before we put you under (to soften the pain) and mix in some antibiotics (to stop infection), then we chloroform you and do the surgery. I will make sure your insides are mostly in tip-top shape before I close you up and put Novocain all around the site for when you wake up. You won't feel a thing. Don't worry!

Good to know I'm in safe hands. You're not my internet doctor for nothing, you know!

 

[Carbonyl]

I have no idea what is going on right now... and I love I! Also, any early suggestions on games I could battle with daystar in? I am doing this, the site needs some healthy competition!

Cow twisting! Best party game EVER.

I was talking about video games, preferably on the pc.

No, cow twisting! Trust me, it'll be awesome.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

That's just....adorable!

This will work just as well.


It's just as inappropriate!

I have to get into a groove to really get into the surgery mood! I can explain everything when he wakes up, in graphic detail, it's all quite fascinating!

The funk will be assisting you in surgery then!

I love Parov Stelar!

We have surgery music then!

Then the drinks and festivities will be underway with even more funk!

 

[Carbonyl]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

Oh yeah sure that sounds like a good idea I... wait what?

Don't worry! We'll only take one, I'm really good at dissection, I'll probably be just as good at vivisection!

I won't be able to get normal anesthetic though, how do you feel about chloroform? We'll buy you ice cream afterwards, so it's not all bad!

What sort of person do you think I am?! You better throw some Tequila in with that chloroform or no deal!

You can have all the tequila and ice cream you want! It's an organ harvesting party! We'll put a party hat on you so you can partake in the festivities even while unconscious!

Can I get a party horn? I want a party horn... my laboured, gasping breaths will set it off

Do you want tequila in your party horn?

Do I ever?! How do I sign?!

I mean I won't be able to drink it as I'll probably be dead but now's not the time to be a party pooper

No, we put the tequila down the party horn before we put you under (to soften the pain) and mix in some antibiotics (to stop infection), then we chloroform you and do the surgery. I will make sure your insides are mostly in tip-top shape before I close you up and put Novocain all around the site for when you wake up. You won't feel a thing. Don't worry!

Good to know I'm in safe hands. You're not my internet doctor for nothing, you know!

I am highly capable and always prepared to half-ass any medical procedure. With time to prepare, there is a decent chance that you will come out completely unharmed.

 

[Hazy992]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

Oh yeah sure that sounds like a good idea I... wait what?

Don't worry! We'll only take one, I'm really good at dissection, I'll probably be just as good at vivisection!

I won't be able to get normal anesthetic though, how do you feel about chloroform? We'll buy you ice cream afterwards, so it's not all bad!

What sort of person do you think I am?! You better throw some Tequila in with that chloroform or no deal!

You can have all the tequila and ice cream you want! It's an organ harvesting party! We'll put a party hat on you so you can partake in the festivities even while unconscious!

Can I get a party horn? I want a party horn... my laboured, gasping breaths will set it off

Do you want tequila in your party horn?

Do I ever?! How do I sign?!

I mean I won't be able to drink it as I'll probably be dead but now's not the time to be a party pooper

No, we put the tequila down the party horn before we put you under (to soften the pain) and mix in some antibiotics (to stop infection), then we chloroform you and do the surgery. I will make sure your insides are mostly in tip-top shape before I close you up and put Novocain all around the site for when you wake up. You won't feel a thing. Don't worry!

Good to know I'm in safe hands. You're not my internet doctor for nothing, you know!

I am highly capable and always prepared to half-ass any medical procedure. With time to prepare, there is a decent chance that you will come out completely unharmed.

Just how decent are we talking here? I was gonna place a few bets

 

[Carbonyl]

That's just....adorable!

This will work just as well.


It's just as inappropriate!

I have to get into a groove to really get into the surgery mood! I can explain everything when he wakes up, in graphic detail, it's all quite fascinating!

The funk will be assisting you in surgery then!

Let's all do the surgery dance!

 

[Carbonyl]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

Oh yeah sure that sounds like a good idea I... wait what?

Don't worry! We'll only take one, I'm really good at dissection, I'll probably be just as good at vivisection!

I won't be able to get normal anesthetic though, how do you feel about chloroform? We'll buy you ice cream afterwards, so it's not all bad!

What sort of person do you think I am?! You better throw some Tequila in with that chloroform or no deal!

You can have all the tequila and ice cream you want! It's an organ harvesting party! We'll put a party hat on you so you can partake in the festivities even while unconscious!

Can I get a party horn? I want a party horn... my laboured, gasping breaths will set it off

Do you want tequila in your party horn?

Do I ever?! How do I sign?!

I mean I won't be able to drink it as I'll probably be dead but now's not the time to be a party pooper

No, we put the tequila down the party horn before we put you under (to soften the pain) and mix in some antibiotics (to stop infection), then we chloroform you and do the surgery. I will make sure your insides are mostly in tip-top shape before I close you up and put Novocain all around the site for when you wake up. You won't feel a thing. Don't worry!

Good to know I'm in safe hands. You're not my internet doctor for nothing, you know!

I am highly capable and always prepared to half-ass any medical procedure. With time to prepare, there is a decent chance that you will come out completely unharmed.

Just how decent are we talking here? I was gonna place a few bets

At least 73% chance of survival! I'm just that good!

 

[Hazy992]

-Snip-

Can I be the super OP one that gets conveniently displaced during big fights so I don't end it in one punch?

I would say yes, but that little stunt in the OP has cost you that privilege.

You can be Hawkeye.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

I like Hawkeye!

Man, I want to meet all the Brovengers. We would have the most absurd party in the history of parties, and after that I have no idea what we would do. As long as I got to keep all my organs, clothes, and clean criminal record, I am up for whatever shenanigans we can conceive of.

Don't worry Carb. I was going to harvest Hazy's kidneys, not yours.

Oh yeah sure that sounds like a good idea I... wait what?

Don't worry! We'll only take one, I'm really good at dissection, I'll probably be just as good at vivisection!

I won't be able to get normal anesthetic though, how do you feel about chloroform? We'll buy you ice cream afterwards, so it's not all bad!

What sort of person do you think I am?! You better throw some Tequila in with that chloroform or no deal!

You can have all the tequila and ice cream you want! It's an organ harvesting party! We'll put a party hat on you so you can partake in the festivities even while unconscious!

Can I get a party horn? I want a party horn... my laboured, gasping breaths will set it off

Do you want tequila in your party horn?

Do I ever?! How do I sign?!

I mean I won't be able to drink it as I'll probably be dead but now's not the time to be a party pooper

No, we put the tequila down the party horn before we put you under (to soften the pain) and mix in some antibiotics (to stop infection), then we chloroform you and do the surgery. I will make sure your insides are mostly in tip-top shape before I close you up and put Novocain all around the site for when you wake up. You won't feel a thing. Don't worry!

Good to know I'm in safe hands. You're not my internet doctor for nothing, you know!

I am highly capable and always prepared to half-ass any medical procedure. With time to prepare, there is a decent chance that you will come out completely unharmed.

Just how decent are we talking here? I was gonna place a few bets

At least 73% chance of survival! I'm just that good!

73%?! That's almost 74%! Remind me again why you don't have a medical license? It's baffling!

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

That's just....adorable!

This will work just as well.


It's just as inappropriate!

I have to get into a groove to really get into the surgery mood! I can explain everything when he wakes up, in graphic detail, it's all quite fascinating!

The funk will be assisting you in surgery then!

Let's all do the surgery dance!

With Fillion in spirit of course!