You must change a paradise into a hell, by changing one thing...

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Mr.Mattress

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Okay, this one is pretty simple:

Make them feel empty. Like, nothing they do or say or feel can ever make them feel anything but empty. They can't even feel like angry or upset or nervous or anything, just Empty.
 

Nosirrah

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When you do something, you must continue to do it until you have ran out of that thing. breathing doesn't count.
 

vIRL Nightmare

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I'd have to give everyone their own personal Fred Fredburger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_VCqDoLve0. They will never be able to get rid of them no matter how hard they try.
 

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twistedmic said:
I'd change it so that every male voice sounds like Gilbert Gottfried and every female voice sounds Fran Drescher.

OMG that isn't hell that is Gehenna(jewish concept of hell)

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everyone was telepathic and could hear every thought everyone made
 

Ledan

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OP: it's not heaven UNLESS everything tastes of black licorice.
So paradise into hell by changing 1 thing, without bodily harm.... block all pleasure receptors in the brain. Doesn't actually harm you but prevents you from being able to feel pleasure. MWAHAHAHAHAHA

EDIT: whoops, almost forgot. Need to turn it into hell. So instead of blocking the pleasure receptors, change the brain chemistry so anything that would normally bring you pleasure brings you displeasure instead i.e. nausea, pain, guilt, cringe, shame, horror, sadness, despair, etc. Things that would normally cause you displeasure still cause you displeasure.
 

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Introduce beurocracy, every fun activity requires a fun form filed in triplicate with administration stamps from the ministry of personal and emotional positivity. Only open sunday. The queueing area has no seats, no heating (or TOO MUCH heating) and one of the lights buzzes and flickers extremely rapidly. It's also a smoking area and babies are mandetory. Average wait time 5 hours.
 

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I would replace every sound with a random, high-pitched, grating screech that's just loud enough to be nerve-wracking, but not loud enough to damage hearing. The exact pitch would match the highest sound you could hear (or lower, depending), so you would never be able to escape.
 

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icemasteryeti said:
It depends on how much you enjoy having sex with butter.
SQUAD BROKEN

OT: Change one thing?
Either everyone has to dress like a clown, or the soundtrack in every game/movie/theater/advertisement/shopping center is replaced with the alphabet song. Alarm clock: ABC's. Driving to work? ABC's. Massive explosion? ABC's. Sex scene? ABC's. Climatic battle? ABC's.
It'd get so annoying, so fast, as you'd hear it everywhere.
 

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The real challenge here, one feels, is to come up with a single, small change that affects everyone...some people enjoy licorice, and the blind may never notice if all the celestial bodies in the sky take on the appearance of impassively staring eyes...

So.

Periodically replace every noun a resident owns or associates with with a replica perfect in every respect save that they are able to identify that it is not the one they started with.

(...this may not constitute a small, simple change, so one may be inclined to restrict it to their favorite noun at a given time.)
 

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Constant Christmas music, all year round, all day everyday, everywhere.
 

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chiggerwood said:
Here's the scenario: You are approached by a mad god who takes you to a human paradise where endless pleasures and delights abound. He then turns to you and issues a challenge for you to turn this paradise into a hellish place by changing one thing. BUT! it cannot cause bodily harm to anyone inside the paradise. What would you change?
I would introduce Single Payer Healthcare to the USA, but I think the Mad God would say "Dude. DUDE. Duuuuuuuuuuuddddddde... that's not cool. I'm a Mad God, not an EVIL God."

So instead, I would go with every single door having locks that automatically locked every time they closed. And no two doors could use the same key.
 
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Whenever someone starts to feel happy they immediately start to suffer from anal leakage.
And when they're unhappy all they can taste is piss and semen.

Also, there will be no washing machines or soap!
 

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BiscuitTrouser said:
Introduce beurocracy, every fun activity requires a fun form filed in triplicate with administration stamps from the ministry of personal and emotional positivity. Only open sunday. The queueing area has no seats, no heating (or TOO MUCH heating) and one of the lights buzzes and flickers extremely rapidly. It's also a smoking area and babies are mandetory. Average wait time 5 hours.
i agree this is hell although only open sunday is a good thing. most of the time when you need to sort this shit out its 9-5 mon-fri so you have to get time off to do it
 

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I'd make sure there's road construction. Everywhere. Even on bike paths. And sidewalks.

Unavoidable traffic for all time.
 

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It's the most perfect paradise ever, but you're a ghost and you can only see it, not touch hear smell or taste anything.
 

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Someone fed themselves to a tiger. Therefore, they will become Buddha, and will enlighten the people of the afterlife and infinite pleasures; people will copy him/her with similiar intention, but in future generations, there will only be friction and war, destruction; humans will treach each other like scum, thus inventing technology, mass production, hatred, on an extreme level.

We have come this far in technology because humans treat each other little dirt on their otherwise fine boots.

They will become us.
 

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AlphaCookie said:
I would make sure that no matter where you might run to, a just audible enough to notice light pinging sound is heard. You can never naturally learn to tune it out, and it always sounds distant, yet close enough that you're are compelled to look for it. Attempt to enjoy anything with that constant nag, it'd drive anyone mad after some time. Then after about 5 years of exposure, it'd suddenly stop long enough for you to finally calm down and then start right back up again.
So... you would give everyone tinnitus.

OT: I would make it permanently rainy. Not like storming, but that shitty rain that makes the day feel gloomy and shitty.
 

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I would just put a Monopoly board down, in public view of all the heavenites.
 

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I would make people's mouths taste like shit.
Then people would have to always be focusing on making their tongue not touch their mouth, and it would be hard to talk.