All music is now muzak, and you can hear it everywhere you go as if you were ALWAYS STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR.
You must change a paradise into a hell, by changing one thing...
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Okay, this one is pretty simple:
Make them feel empty. Like, nothing they do or say or feel can ever make them feel anything but empty. They can't even feel like angry or upset or nervous or anything, just Empty.
Make them feel empty. Like, nothing they do or say or feel can ever make them feel anything but empty. They can't even feel like angry or upset or nervous or anything, just Empty.
I'd have to give everyone their own personal Fred Fredburger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_VCqDoLve0. They will never be able to get rid of them no matter how hard they try.
OP: it's not heaven UNLESS everything tastes of black licorice.
So paradise into hell by changing 1 thing, without bodily harm.... block all pleasure receptors in the brain. Doesn't actually harm you but prevents you from being able to feel pleasure. MWAHAHAHAHAHA
EDIT: whoops, almost forgot. Need to turn it into hell. So instead of blocking the pleasure receptors, change the brain chemistry so anything that would normally bring you pleasure brings you displeasure instead i.e. nausea, pain, guilt, cringe, shame, horror, sadness, despair, etc. Things that would normally cause you displeasure still cause you displeasure.
So paradise into hell by changing 1 thing, without bodily harm.... block all pleasure receptors in the brain. Doesn't actually harm you but prevents you from being able to feel pleasure. MWAHAHAHAHAHA
EDIT: whoops, almost forgot. Need to turn it into hell. So instead of blocking the pleasure receptors, change the brain chemistry so anything that would normally bring you pleasure brings you displeasure instead i.e. nausea, pain, guilt, cringe, shame, horror, sadness, despair, etc. Things that would normally cause you displeasure still cause you displeasure.
Introduce beurocracy, every fun activity requires a fun form filed in triplicate with administration stamps from the ministry of personal and emotional positivity. Only open sunday. The queueing area has no seats, no heating (or TOO MUCH heating) and one of the lights buzzes and flickers extremely rapidly. It's also a smoking area and babies are mandetory. Average wait time 5 hours.
I would replace every sound with a random, high-pitched, grating screech that's just loud enough to be nerve-wracking, but not loud enough to damage hearing. The exact pitch would match the highest sound you could hear (or lower, depending), so you would never be able to escape.
icemasteryeti said:
OT: Change one thing?
Either everyone has to dress like a clown, or the soundtrack in every game/movie/theater/advertisement/shopping center is replaced with the alphabet song. Alarm clock: ABC's. Driving to work? ABC's. Massive explosion? ABC's. Sex scene? ABC's. Climatic battle? ABC's.
It'd get so annoying, so fast, as you'd hear it everywhere.
The real challenge here, one feels, is to come up with a single, small change that affects everyone...some people enjoy licorice, and the blind may never notice if all the celestial bodies in the sky take on the appearance of impassively staring eyes...
So.
Periodically replace every noun a resident owns or associates with with a replica perfect in every respect save that they are able to identify that it is not the one they started with.
(...this may not constitute a small, simple change, so one may be inclined to restrict it to their favorite noun at a given time.)
So.
Periodically replace every noun a resident owns or associates with with a replica perfect in every respect save that they are able to identify that it is not the one they started with.
(...this may not constitute a small, simple change, so one may be inclined to restrict it to their favorite noun at a given time.)
I would introduce Single Payer Healthcare to the USA, but I think the Mad God would say "Dude. DUDE. Duuuuuuuuuuuddddddde... that's not cool. I'm a Mad God, not an EVIL God."chiggerwood said:
So instead, I would go with every single door having locks that automatically locked every time they closed. And no two doors could use the same key.
Whenever someone starts to feel happy they immediately start to suffer from anal leakage.
And when they're unhappy all they can taste is piss and semen.
Also, there will be no washing machines or soap!
And when they're unhappy all they can taste is piss and semen.
Also, there will be no washing machines or soap!
i agree this is hell although only open sunday is a good thing. most of the time when you need to sort this shit out its 9-5 mon-fri so you have to get time off to do itBiscuitTrouser said:
Someone fed themselves to a tiger. Therefore, they will become Buddha, and will enlighten the people of the afterlife and infinite pleasures; people will copy him/her with similiar intention, but in future generations, there will only be friction and war, destruction; humans will treach each other like scum, thus inventing technology, mass production, hatred, on an extreme level.
We have come this far in technology because humans treat each other little dirt on their otherwise fine boots.
They will become us.
We have come this far in technology because humans treat each other little dirt on their otherwise fine boots.
They will become us.
So... you would give everyone tinnitus.AlphaCookie said:
OT: I would make it permanently rainy. Not like storming, but that shitty rain that makes the day feel gloomy and shitty.
