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NecroFantasy

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Hmm, last game I played was PvP in Elsword...

Oh yay. I'm a psychotic man with a mechanised hand that tells me to kill people. Hooray for Reckless Fist. Well could be worse I suppose...
 

RedDeadFred

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I'm a level 18 Shaco with almost a complete AD build.
Let the invisible teleport raping begin.
Also, what the hell is wrong with the Escapist's spell checker? (or would that be my browsers fault) it says that I've spelled teleport wrong.....
 

wax88

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Im a combine soldier. The normal variety, not even the elite, white-uniformed guys, just the normal one.

At least im above civil protection but still...

My daily routine consists of:

Brutalising city 17 citizens with extreme violence

Shooting human rebels with a pulse rilfe

and for dessert: getting sucked into an atomiser by a strange blue device held by a nerd in orange power armour.
 

RedDeadFred

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Chedderwolf said:
I'm...dear god why... I'm Miss Fortune from League of legends...I have two pistols, horribly small clothing, big boots ,and a hat.
And you have camel toe.
Seriously, look at her picture next time you are loading a match with her in it. She really does have it.
 

Rawne1980

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I'm a damn giant spider.

It doesn't matter what game I play I always seem to find giant bloody spiders.
 

bluemew1234

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BLU Soldier from TF2. Hell yeah!

Thank god I snuck in a few minutes of TF2. Almost ended up as a yugioh card.
 

BRTurtle

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Im ok with what I am now, because turns out I am now an Ork, I don't have a great chance of survival but im fine with that because I get to take down dem ummies'

DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA!
 

Knife-28

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I'm The Eye of Cthulu (Yes, I know that's not how you spell it)....


AWWW HELL YEAAAAA
 

Agarth

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So I'm a Diggle Commando from Dungeons of Dredmore?

Me: "Your father was a side of quivering man-beef!" *walk forward*
Hero: *Stab*
Me: "Thou art a hack!" *kick*
Hero: *Obvious fireball*
Me:"Thou art a pimple on the dungeon floor!" *kick*
Hero: *stab*
Me: Ah fuck, I'm dead. *Collapses in a pile of vomit and win*

Hold on, let me kill Kessler in inFamous.

Edit: It appears that I deleted my last save on inFamous. So I'm going to be a Reaper Conduit in a few minutes... Well, seeing that it's an evil Cole I guess that I'll have a chance to work with the guy...
 

Eomega123

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I'm a ghost person from the Fallout New Vegas Dead Money DLC.
I get to walk around a desolate hellhole, sealed in a hazard suit filled with poison gas. I can't speak, breathe correctly, or ever see the light of the sun. The gas has scrambled whatever brains I may have maintained after losing my mind from the sensory deprivation of being trapped in a clunky suit, and I'm cursed to keep rising from the grave until some bloke tears one of my limbs off with a rusty knife.
Well F***.
 

Agarth

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thejackyl said:
YOU ARE ALL SO SMALL!!!

EDIT: Probably should add a bit more before this gets modded for low content...
The Heavy from TF2, though I think I wold rather be the engineer out of all the classes. I mean, a machine that dispenses infinite ammo/metal/health?

New health care program: Hurt? Stand next to this machine for a few minutes while you do whatever the hell you normally do. You'll feel better in no time.
Hey, don't forget the fully automatic, high caliber, dual mini-gun turret with rocket launchers.
 

The Ycrad

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Im pretty sure I'm a regular zombie...
Gunna start infecting everything soon, might wanna bunker down
 

Saulkar

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I am still a Dinosoid. As long as I have dick I do not care.