You now ARE the last thing you killed in a video game.

[guttergal]

A Human Reaper!

 

[Aisyah Fatihah]

A mudcrab from Oblivion.
Now people are gonna call me filthy.

 

[captaincabbage]

What, do pokemon die when they are defeated? Does fainting count? If it does then FUCK YEAH SEAKING! (I am honest to god not making this up, I've just been battling through the Cerulean Gym in Soul Silver)

 

[an874]

That would make me a guy trying to rape a prostitute in Red Dead Redemption... awkward.

 

[FourEyedGamer]

I wish I could take it all back. I honestly do. I honestly do wish I could take it all back. *SPOILER ALERT* And not just 'cause I'm stranded in space.

 

[Alpha Centauri]

Awwww yeah, I'm John Marston. (need to teach him how to swim)

When do you kill John Marston?
I've played it all the way through and i don't remember that bit.

I was messing around, and made him walk right into a lake, where he drowned.

 

[Dark Knifer]

So a necron monolith?

This will be interesting... A huge building that teleports and fires huge green explosions... Hehehe...

 

[Agarth]

A mudcrab from Oblivion.
Now people are gonna call me filthy.

Hey, I heard that someone has faught mudcrabs more ferocious than me. That's a good thing for you right? I also heard that mudcrab killed my best friend because he was playing with the difficulty slider set to max.

 

[Extragorey]

So I'm a TF2 engineer? Sweet!
Time to start rolling in the royalties for all my sentry designs.

 

[Jaso11111]

A Merc form War Inc. Balttezone.
Thank god it could ahve been much MUCH worst!
(I was playing Minecraft before that 0o)

 

[Sansha]

So, now that you're living your life as something or someone else, what do you do?

I get to be a bloatfly.
So i get to spend my time hurling my acidic vomit at people

Bloatflies do not hurl acidic vomit. According to Enclave biologists in 2277, they hurl small barbed sacs engorged with maggots and a numbing toxin.

So they effectively infest you with flesh-eating maggots from short range.

 

[chaosraiden]

That would make me a guy trying to rape a prostitute in Red Dead Redemption... awkward.

You think yo got it bad? I'm Captain Espinoza D:

 

[JAGMASK08]

a carrot from banjo kazooie. FML.

 

[farq1414]

well let me think had just finished God of War again for some reason so

OMG

i can live with this

 

[XavierMcV]

Hell, yeah! I'm Gimli!

I'm not complaining.

 

[Skulltaker101]

I'm Rico Rodriguez from Just Cause 2? A most epic win, I must say.

 

[instantbenz]

These threads always remind me of grade school coming home and my mother'd ask what lunch was. I could never remember, it was lunch a few hours ago that was equivalent to slop.

I'm a random street person in Liberty City ... hooray for me at least Lazlow might interview me.

 

[Chawx]

Thatssssssss a nice thread you've got there....

Itssssss a shame if anything were to happen to it.

 

[SD-Fiend]

I'm a galactic demon from disgaea ds I'n nearly unbeatable!