You own a pub, what's it called?

[The Floating Nose]

The Flying Chair !

 

[The_ModeRazor]

The Drunk Person.

It will be... legendary.

 

[Voxgizer]

Dibley's Drowner

The only pictures on the walls would be of Dwayne Dibley.

 

[GeneWard]

The thrifter's whorehouse, as it would get people in and then I would make them drink at gunpoint.

 

[AWC Viper]

The winchester.... that's original.. right? RIGHT?

 

[Levi93]

Funnily enough I do own a pub and it's called "The Queens Head"

Well technically I dont own it but my mum's the landlady.

 

[WaderiAAA]

Valhalla

Viking Themed Pub

Imagine how many bar fights you'd get in such a bar, though. Isn't Valhalla the place where you can fight all day and if you die you will just wake up again the next day and keep on fighting?

 

[Maldoror19]

It depends on how you pronounce Pube

I have no idea what you are suggesting sir.

Say it in a French accent.

 

[Maldoror19]

The Chafed Nipple

 

[sage42]

The Snuggly Duckling.

Why because it will be the best hive of Villians and Ruffians ever. A cookie for who ever gets the reference.

 

[t3h br0th3r]

Your Mom's.

Bring your mother and drinks are half off.

 

[NLS]

Pub Lobby
Or
Pub Club

 

[Aussiboy]

The Snuggly Duckling.

Why because it will be the best hive of Villians and Ruffians ever. A cookie for who ever gets the reference.

Sounds good just don't forget the chained up accordion player

 

[rosac]

I saw a pub called the stumble Inn.

And it was amazing.

OT: The one fucking pub in North Yorkshire that doesn't have a ghost story. Seriously.

 

[Rhymer]

"The D.W.I."

Drinking While Intoxicated

I prefer D.U.I.

"Drink until intoxicated"

 

[Lord Merik]

The Pub of a Thousand Wonders. My tag line is "Get drunk here!"

 

[Tentheria]

It'd be notorious for fights and be called "The Broken Arms"

We'd have a regular house band called 'Free Beer'. Signs advertising 'Free Beer @ The Broken Arms' should bring in the punters.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

The Thirsty Grunt. (or The Grunty Thirst) or.... Shit-Face Boulevard

 

[-CarcharotH-]

"O'Shenanigans" or "Hootenanny And A Half"

and the puns will just get worse throughout the evenings.

 

[Hristo Petrov]

"The cock and bulls"
"Fight Pub"
"The thirsty wench"