You own a pub, what's it called?

[MonkeyRankings]

Great Scot's is my favorite!

 

[xXAsherahXx]

The Sweaty Fanny.

Is there really any other name suitable?

 

[RedgraveStorm]

The Beating Heart.

I'm not gonna get much business am I?

 

[Death God]

Shit Happens: "Because we know your going to do something you'll regret here; sooner or later."

 

[captaincabbage]

Honestly, if I did own a proper pub, I'd actually call it Ten Dead Monkeys. I have actually thought about it before and I always theought that was a funky name.
It'd have a big oak plaque hanging from the shop-front, with a stylized shillouette of a monkey on it's back with a beer pitcher in it's hand.

 

[TaintedNails]

McAnally's Pub

It be based off of bar from The Dresden Files for all you magical and non magical types can come for a pint and hot steak sandwich. It will have 13 windows, 13 carved pillars, 13 tables, and 13 stools at the bar. Just like in the book.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

The Irish Man Den.

 

[Double A]

The Rooster Guard

It's funnier when you have a thesaurus.

 

[stangman]

housiaux,

because people will come in asking how to pronouce the name, and i won't tell them until the order something.

it is the perfect system

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

The Batcave. Because everyone in the world wants to be there.

 

[Jaime_Wolf]

I'm not sure that I could beat the name of the pub down the road: The Poet and the Patriot. Bonus points for the fact that it isn't just a catchy name, but actually refers to a real Irish poet and a particular Irish patriot.

 

[thedeathscythe]

The Winnipeg Morgue. I've always thought that if I owned some sort of sports team, store, restaurant, or in this case a pub, The Winnipeg Morgue, or The Morgue, would be a pretty cool name. I'm not really sure why I think that's so cool, haha, maybe it's my fascination with death.

 

[The Shade]

Cognitive Dissidents
A hangout for the sensitive lowlifes and cyber-enthusiasts.

Chatsubo Bar
A greasy establishment with a greasier bartender named Ratz, but a haven for the crooks and deadbeats I call friends.

The Black Sun
Come for the dancing, stay for the samurai fights!

 

[Dragonclaw]

Dante's Inferno

The Drunk Tank

Nekkid

 

[RewardMe]

The spunky sausage.

The house favourite will be bangers and mash coated with lager, with a side plate of peanuts.

 

[CrystalShadow]

But honestly, most of the names I've seen that have an '&' in them are kinda catchy and fun to say for me. There's one near where I live called the Slug & Lettuce.

(Double post, yay!)

You wouldn't happen to be talking about the one in Nottingham next to the Cornerhouse would you?

There's a Slug & Lettuce near me as well, and it's nowhere near Nottingham.

Unfortunately, I get the feeling Slug & Lettuce is a nationwide franchise...

 

[gravitii]

klu klux clams: southern style seafood

 

[FurinKazanNZ]

Malmsteen's Pub, it's in Sweden

2 related references there

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

Shepard's Favorite Bar on the Citadel