You own a pub, what's it called?

[Olrod]

I may call mine "The Georgian Dragon" and the pub sign would be an anthropomorphic dragon in Regency attire.

 

[Darby]

The Cock and Plucker.
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

 

[yanipheonu]

The Giga Drill Breaker. Seriously.

Somethin like a 1:01 XD
I'd want a drink like that.

 

[triggrhappy94]

"La Tortuga Torpe"
Literal translation: "The Awkward Turtle"
Figurative translation: "The Drunken Turtle"

 

[Scorpianhead]

Puzzles!

 

[Sigmar ov The Hammer]

Valhalla

Viking Themed Pub

Imagine how many bar fights you'd get in such a bar, though. Isn't Valhalla the place where you can fight all day and if you die you will just wake up again the next day and keep on fighting?

Yeah man.
As long as the mead flows I have no problem.

 

[Mordekaien]

Charismatic Stallion

 

[StrangerQ]

Strangers Rest
"no one is a stranger after a pint"

 

[Mannayz]

The Exploding Sponge.

"If you hear explosions, it's just the wash crew cleaning up in the back."

 

[The_Yeti]

Human-Roach Trap

"Killing Morons with Liver Cancer Since 1923."

 

[shadowshian]

moistened bint or drunken reindeer

 

[Baneat]

The Cock and Henry

 

[Lunoir]

Drunkin' Donuts...

 

[Latinidiot]

'The Severed Limb'


On the sign is a sevred arm wit a pint in its hand.

 

[Note of Discord]

The Whore and the ambassador
part of a chain including: the slut and the diplomat
the hooker and the representative
and the lady of the night and the foreign office empolyee

You win good sir, the thread is yours can i please purchase my own pub in your chain and call it "the escort and the emissary"?
OT: Probably something random like "The horse hair and clip on tie"

The Tart & Attaché?

 

[Debirufisshu]

The Cock and Balls

The sign will have a picture of a cockrel and two cannonballs. I'm also sure this is an actual pub in the uk, but it seems that every other pub is called 'The Red Lion' so il take the cock and balls.

 

[9Darksoul6]

"Herpes & Milk"

 

[ThongBonerstorm]

Sam & Ella's

lol, get it? awww

 

[Spacelord]

The Cock and Plucker.
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

I was gonna think of something delightfully raunchy but I'ma give up now because this wins the thread.