You should know this already.... you really should.

[MoganFreeman]

At the end of 300...
All three hundred die...

No! 299 DIE. The one-eyed story teller Spartan leaves before the end and survives.

 

[sage42]

The Spy

Spoiler

He fucked your mother

And now...

Spoiler

He fucks you.

 

[coldfrog]

Mega Man

Spoiler

1 through 9

Spoiler

Dr. Wily Escapes!

In Hyperion

Spoiler

The attackers are actually the Core!

In Harry Potter

Spoiler

They all get married and have kids

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

gah god dammit why are you people putting things that aren't spoilers?! *beats you all with sticks*

Anyway

God's last message to all creation was

Spoiler

We apologize for the inconvenience

 

[Socius]

Final Fantasy

Spoiler

is never final

ROFL

also

The cake...

Spoiler

is a LIE!!!

 

[SonicKoala]

Spoiler: In Counter-strike

Counter-Terrorists Win

Spoiler: Unless they don't

Then the Terrorists Win

 

[Dark Knifer]

Spoiler: Twilight

Is not a good movie.

 

[ottenni]

Jason Bourne's real name is

Spoiler

David Webb

In the inside man

Spoiler

he is inside the bank

 

[Nouw]

It was Colonel Mustard, in the living room with the... candle stick

You are win! This made me crack up!

Spoiler: This thread should be in the

Forum Games and RP forum

 

[Brad Shepard]

Mass Effect

Krogen

Spoiler

Have 4 balls

 

[historybuff]

In A Song of Fire Ice, when the remaining members of the Stark family are butchered at the Red Wedding...

Spoiler

Catherine lives. And man, is she pissed.

Also, Cersei

Spoiler

is fucking her twin brother.

Giraffes

Spoiler

are my favorite kind of animal

If you locked harsh, sharp-tongued Simon Cowell in the same room as blunt, searingly-crtical Yahtzee

Spoiler

Nothing would happen. They work in two very different industries.

However, if Doctor Cox and Doctor House got locked in the same room

Spoiler

They would end up watching the same soap opera and then House would hit Cox with his cane.

 

[digipinky75910]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItWasHisSled

 

[Treblaine]

At the end of 300...
All three hundred die...

What about that one narrator guy who survived... and then went on to narrate Deadliest Warrior?

 

[Soxafloppin]

Roarshach,

Spoiler

dies

 

[rabidmidget]

Spoiler: In sixth sense

Bruce willis is a ghost

 

[Aesir23]

Return of the King

Spoiler: Frodo...

Gets his finger bitten off.

 

[Tonimata]

I

Spoiler

HOLD THE SECRET TO ALL THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE

 

[Frybird]

Mr. Hyde

Spoiler

is actually Dr. Jekylls chemically induced split personality

It's really such a known fact that most people actually forgot

Spoiler

that this was a mystery in the original story

 

[Allstar309]

Spoiler: Chuck Norris

Is awesome