You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's just a mindless drone.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She controls the shadow masters of the world.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. I'm too tired to think of a reason not to.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Attack her, she is weak at the moment!

 

[Yureina]

Don't date. Is a violent opportunist.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him, he thinks there are times when I'm weak. I'm always prepared!

Date them. They seem awesome.

 

[Code Monkey]

I wouldn't. I don't trust myself around a woman with a high powered energy blaster.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Mystery is good.

 

[Yureina]

Date. He's into us myserious types.

Wait...

 

[Scde2]

Date. I give up, just do it.

 

[Yureina]

Don't date. He's a dirty liar.

 

[Scde2]

Date. I'm not lying!

 

[Yureina]

Date. Silver-ish hair I guess could make up for the other stuff. Maybe.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. S/he thinks that I have flaws.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. They think there's an actual good reason to date Scde2.

Don't date him. He's a recovering alcoholic.

 

[Yureina]

Don't date. Got ninja'd by someone who is emo.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. S/he underestimates emos.

Spoiler

 

[DoW Lowen]

He's not a pro ninja. He's not a pro anything. PHONEY - He's a phoney!

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. You don't want to anger the dolphin.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She would stop moping around if you don't.