You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's a follower of Chaos.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She wants to mine Uranus.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's horrible at being sneaky.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She is a bounty hunter.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's going to save the world or something.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She is going to save the galaxy and all that crap.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's got a bunch of weapons and summons. That should be a good enough reason. He's also sparkling.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. You are not worthy enough.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He...writes poetry.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She likes my poetry.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He runs a very successful business.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She lives in a pineapple under the sea.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He hates coffee.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She loves poutine a little too much.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's a horrible decision maker.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She is attending Thunk's School of Education.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He doesn't have any powers.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is weak without her suit.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's wrong!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She will rather collect feathers then finish Fallout 3.