You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Vrex360]

Don't date him.

I just killed him for being a human, you don't want to date a corpse do you?

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. It's Vrex. That's all the incentive you should need. The fact that he's going to kill you if you don't has nothing to do with it.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She wants to date an evil alien.

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date, he's still talking even though I just killed him.

Can you say zombie?

I promise you, dating him will result in a reinactment of the Battle of Yonkers in your home town in a few years time.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's going to destroy your planet if you don't.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She crashed the moon into the earth.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's revealing my super secret plans.

 

[Yureina]

Date. May reveal super secret plans to you.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Doesn't have any secret plans.

 

[Vrex360]

Date him.

If he was able to surive me melting him into protein goo he's probably worth keeping as a romantic partner.

 

[Scde2]

Date. I just don't care anymore.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's not evil enough.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She is a very nice person.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's a healer.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She is a tank.

 

[Neonbob]

I'm gonna say date.
Because the little gnomes who give me advice said yes.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's able to stop time.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is focused too much on the present.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's trying to kill you.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She killed me.