You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Goremocker]

Don't date;he isn't into freaky things.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's a con man.

 

[Goremocker]

Don't date;Hasn't seen anything yet.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He has seen it all.

 

[Goremocker]

Don't date;likes to say the opposite of what you say.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Hates to point out the obvious.

 

[bgg1996]

Don't date, he will not mate, his hunger, women cannot sate.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He's right...I think.

 

[Neonbob]

Don't you dare date that guy! He crashed my car into a bus filled with kittens!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He killed Willy.

 

[Neonbob]

Hmmm. Date that bastard. Just because I think you could use a bit of nonsensical banter.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's awesome.

 

[Scde2]

To date, or not to date. That is the question.

 

[Neonbob]

Pick a number. If it was even, date him, for the gods are in his favor. If it was odd, don't date. In fact, you should behead him just to make sure you can't date him.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He likes big butts and he can not lie.

 

[Goremocker]

Date;He's inventive!...naww...He steals ideas from me...

 

[Hazy]

Date. His avatar lets on that he has good taste.

 

[Goremocker]

Don't date;His avatar indicates he'll kill you.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. When he is high, he thinks he can fly.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's an outlaw.