You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[DeleteThisPlease]

Don't Date. He doesn't realise that as a Geek, that's all I really have to judge people on until they prove otherwise.

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date him.

It would be counted as necrophilia seeing as how I just murdered him with a knife!!!

Hah, teach him to try and use logic on me.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Don't Date. Tried to bring a Knife to a Sword Fight, and ended up minus his head.

 

[Goremocker]

Date;He can do maths!

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He fears things that are too long.

[sub]Like the word 'frivolous'.[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him, he can be easily knocked over.

 

[Tharwen]

Date him. He seems nice enough to have not actually knocked me over yet.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He allows people to knock him over.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He is the leader of the Knock-Tharwen-Over Posse.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is the mastermind!

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He has a speech impediment.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Sh...he...makes...ff-un oooo-f m-eee.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's not going to explode.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She eats babies.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He ties people up.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She makes up dead baby jokes.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. His jokes are horrible.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She laughs at anything, especially at old women getting stabbed.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's more evil than I am.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is a hipster.