You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He spends too much time with dead people.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Her best friend is her mom.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's an embarrassment.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is disappoint.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's mean.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She makes dead old lady jokes.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He can't play any sports.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Don't date. He is pathetic.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He can't cook.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He has his own ship.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She doesn't have a ship.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's extremely weak.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She makes meth in her basement.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's not an evil mastermind.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Date Her. She wears Powerarmor and she fought her super-powered evil side with a badass arm cannon.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Don't date, he's a ninja

 

[Neikun]

Don't date, I'm gonna. <w<

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's giving me the evil eye.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Don't date. Is a wannabe-sparklepire, and sparklepires are bad enough as is.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Thinks I am a fucking vampire.