You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's crazy.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She isn't anything.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He doesn't exist!

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Date. She's got a badass arm cannon. (did we mention this before?)

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is Error.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Don't Date. He is Error of Existance.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. They are legion, for they are many.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Don't date him. He's A Portal Maniac

 

[Vrex360]

Ahhh hello?

'Darth' Caelum?

This guy is clearly a Sith Lord. I'll leave it up to you if you want to date a Sith.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. Then trap him and sell him to the government. They like to collect aliens.

 

[Vrex360]

Date him, then one night tip him over and steal all his money.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Don't Date Him. He discriminatory towards guys with the word Darth in their name.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date him. He's a bad person.

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date him.

The only logical conclusion point after a sexual encounter with him would be being riddled with gunfire shredding your body into a bloody mess while he says:
"I don't hate you."

 

[Tharwen]

Date. I don't hate him.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date Him. That way you'll finally learn Something about Common Sense!

 

[YouCallMeNighthawk]

date him. he has glowing red eyes with an evil cackle... what's not to like!
lol

 

[Vrex360]

Date him.

Or else he'll shoot you endlessly.

 

[Goremocker]

Don't date;He's a ninja alien...that's a bad combo.

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date him.

He's clearly racist to ninja aliens.