You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Don't date. She's dead.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's prejudiced against the dead.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She thinks that they should have rights.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's a tyrant.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She doesn't respect power.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He abuses his power.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She doesn't understand the point of power.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He has the power.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Now she understands.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. Maybe you could back stab him and gain all the power!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She doesn't understand why plans need to be secret.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. The plan could still work.
[sup] How are you this fine day S2? [/sup]

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. The plan died during birth.
[sub]I'm having an off day, but I got RDR! How're you?[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Date. Nope. It could still work.
[sup] Oh, have you started it yet? I am quite well. I actually beat RDR today. Disappointed by the ending but the game was great. [/sup]

 

[Scde2]

Date. Whatever.
[sub]I started playing it, it seems really fun[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He bought RDR, therefore he is awesome.
[sup] I'm assuming you're an outlaw, killing and stealing whenever you want. Well, that's how I assume you're going to play.[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is.
[sub]I play how I see fit, I go back and forth kinda randomly[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's a cowboy.
[sup] I made sure to be good throughout the game. [/sup]

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is a boy cow.
[sub]But you are evil on this site[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's an outlaw.
[sup] I'm actually a lot nicer everywhere else but here. I'm just mean here for some reason. I blame you.[/sup]