You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Date. She is good-ish.
[sub]You just want to be mean to the only emo you know on this site[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's evil.
[sup] I don't think I'm mean to you...unless you count all those times that I tried to poison you, throw you out a window, stab you and whatever else I did. I don't count those though since I'm trying to be nicer now.[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

Date. She is charged up.
[sub]...[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's proven his usefulness.
[sup] Yup...[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is too hairy.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's not entertaining enough.

 

[Goremocker]

Date;Knows the truth about emos.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He hates emos.

 

[Goremocker]

Don't date;He's emo

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's a stoner.

 

[Goremocker]

Don't date;He doesn't let loose.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He doesn't realize that I let loose, just not all the time.

 

[Goremocker]

Don't date;He does weird things to let loose,and he wares a dog collar thinking that it's stylish...Or is that me?...I can't remember...

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He hates my horn-rimmed glasses.

 

[Goremocker]

Don't date;He thinks I know what horn-rimmed glasses are...

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. *Gasp* How dare you!

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's too busy conquering Europe.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is a Mexican drug cartel leader.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He lost all his money.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is the reason for the earthquakes everywhere.