You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Date. She is a sadist.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's a masochist.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Date. He is awesomeness unleaded.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He'll eat your Guinea Pig.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's always being knocked over.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She is always knocking Thar over.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's always doing something to him as well.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She controls one third of the world.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He blew up the moon.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She's epic, epic for the wiiiiiin.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. That was just...

 

[Scde2]

Date...Yeah I know...

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He has his own theme song.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She has brain cancer after I said "Epic, epic for the wiiin."

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He just killed me.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She was weak...So she died.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's a backstabber.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She thinks that honor means something.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He doesn't care about anything!

 

[Scde2]

Date. Neither does she!