You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[ShockValue]

Date. He's older than me. Yeah, I'm running out of ideas.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She is a Mexican illegal immigrant that declared war on Arizona.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. The only thing he's managed to break so far... is my heart.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's just a machine.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. She misunderstands the complexities of machine hearts.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's just going to shoot you.

 

[Goremocker]

Don't date;he'll neglect your needs to stay on this thread forever...

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's a bit odd.

 

[Goremocker]

Date;He recycles!

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's a vigilante.

 

[Souplex]

Date. It's Samus.

 

[Goremocker]

Date;He's a founder king!

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He's currently worried about the fact that nothing in his life is going to plan and he needs some comfort.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He could defend your fortress of doom.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. She has a fortress of doom but is too shy to admit it.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's malfunctioning.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. SH♪Üÿæ÷j♪♣d☼@==ERROR CODE 523==Ð4È↓D321A╬╬

 

[ShockValue]

Date. Just don't knock him over though.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. Nothing else matters.

[sub]Trust I seek, and I find in yoooouuu.
Every day borrows something new-ew.
Open mind for a different view.
And nothing else matters.
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etc.[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Date. It's a singing sentry.