You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Don't date. She forgot about my low self esteem.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's royalty.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She's a serf.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. He's...well, I can't think of anything. Just date him.

 

[Yureina]

Don't date. Has random dating patterns.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. It's obvious.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. You can tell by the look on his face, he's serious.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's going to cleave you.

 

[Yureina]

Don't date. Is a dirty ninja!

 

[Scde2]

Date. New avy.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. Ninjad, but strangely "blue hair is pretty" still applies.

 

[Yureina]

Don't date. Is named after an SS Panzer division, among other things.

 

[ShockValue]

Date. Has a stockpile of missiles.

 

[Yureina]

Date. Has some knowledge of my massive weapon stockpiles.

Wait... How did you find out about them!?!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Looks bored.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. Enjoys the action quite much.
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Is named after an SS Panzer division, among other things.

Frankly, that's an ambiguous overlap caused by my affinity for skulls / the death's head. The only Panzerdivision I generally feel drawn to is Rommel's Ghost Division

 

[Yureina]

Don't date. Thinks that "the action" is all that matters.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. They're a murderer.

 

[Yureina]

Don't date. Makes baseless accusations about people.

 

[Goremocker]

Don't date;Just another anime fan...